The tale of the missing Gov. from South Carolina is taking an even more bizarre turn. Contrary to what his office announced, Mark "No Stim" Sanford wasn't hiking the Appalachian Trail after all: he was in Buenos Aires, Argentina! Ay caramba! We hear the women in Argentina are very nice, but Governor, there are fine women closer to home.
According to reports, he had not contacted his wife since last Thursday, and apparently spent Father's Day in Argentina, soaking up the local, um, flavor. We're certain that more juicy revelations are forthcoming.
So, may we say, on behalf of the citizens of South Carolina, adios cabron! Same for your 2012 chances at the Rethuglican nomination.
UPDATE: Well, well, well. "No Stim" admits to an affair in a televised press conference in South Carolina. He resigns as chair of the Rethuglican Governors Association. The Rethugs are indeed screwed -- first Don Juan Ensign, now a "rising star" for 2012. Long, sad faces over at Fux News Channel. *snicker*
