News Item: British telly twit Piers Morgan gets national disgrace Donald "Bone Spurs" Trump to wear a replica of the homburg- style hat worn by former Prime Minister Winston Churchill. Trump said the hat was too big for his head. We prefer to say his head was too small for the hat.
BONUS: "Homburg" put us in mind of the eponymous Procol Harum song and the lyric
Your trouser cuffs are dirtyJudging from how Bone Spurs was sartorially attired during his UK trip, that fits pretty well.
and your shoes are laced up wrong
you'd better take off your homburg
'cos your overcoat is too long...
(Image: screenshot composite via The Sun)
