"Praise The Lard!"

Donald "Beelzebub" Trump met with a group of grifters on Thursday to shore up his standing among the Bible- thumping crowd damned.  (That blond on Beelzebub's right shoulder is his "spiritual advisor" [insert snark here], Paula White, the latest grifter to be put on the White House payroll, with your tax dollars.)  The blow- dried talibangelists needed to transmit their godly vibrations to Beelzebug via their "laying on of hands."  Some reactions:

Blessed be thy hush money, mayest all quid pro quos be thine, and mayest thy falsehoods persuade the multitudes. https://t.co/EXGFNG24bi

— George Conway (@gtconway3d) November 2, 2019

Separation of church and state seems to be going well.

— Paul Weir (@thecheetah_53) November 2, 2019

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— Never Trust A Selfservative (@Raven_UK2016) November 2, 2019

James 5:1 
Come now, you rich, weep and howl for the miseries that are coming upon you.

— Kevin (@kevin_cracknell) November 2, 2019

More like the orange calf!

— Alexandra Piepszak (@PiepsPack) November 2, 2019

There's plenty of LARD to go around pic.twitter.com/T2MNgGLPiA

— Jackson Percy (@JacksonPercy4) November 2, 2019