From pathological liar and narcissist Donald "Moron Vector" Trump at his
1) Lying in response to a reporter's question about disbanding the pandemic response team in the White House:
“We didn’t do that. That turned out to be a false story.” (Of course, it's a true story.)
2) Unable to control his impulse to have everything be about him, no matter how frivolous:
“Did you know I was No. 1 on Facebook? I just found out.” (Of course, even if that was relevant in a briefing about the deadly coronavirus outbreak, it's not remotely true and was debunked months ago. Mr. Bean (!) has way more followers, as does President Obama; the Moron Vector doesn't even make the top 30 worldwide.)
Sic transit gloria, America!