Wednesday, December 9, 2020

Rudy "Toot Toot" Giuliani Feels Great And Full Of Himself

Fallen leader of the Elite Strike Force Power Rangers seeking to overturn the results of a free and fair democratic election and human gas bubble Rudy "Toot Toot" Giuliani shared his thoughts on his COVID-19 diagnosis and the efficacy of preventative measures.  Do you think he was chastened by the experience?  You don't know Rudy Toot Toot if you do:

Rudy Giuliani called into his own WABC Radio show on Tuesday to update listeners on his Covid-19 diagnosis.

Before confirming that his partner and fellow Trump attorney Jenna Ellis has also contracted the coronavirus, Giuliani railed against overwearing masks, labeled the still incurable virus “curable,” and touted his Covid-19 cocktail.

Giuliani revealed that he has received a mixture of Remdesivir and Dexamethasone, along with other drugs, while hospitalized at MedStar Georgetown University Hospital. He claimed to have no fever and said he expected to leave the hospital on Wednesday morning. [snip]

“I think you can overdo the mask. You can overdo almost anything. Everything done in moderation makes much more sense,” Giuliani said before falsely claiming that the call to wear masks is not based on science.

As we knew would happen, Rudy Toot Toot got the kind of privileged treatment afforded only to people worth saving, like himself and Mango Mussolini.  Now, smug and full of himself as usual, he feels empowered to lecture about the virus as if he was, well, an Elite Strike Force Power Ranger.  In doing so, he'll contribute to the sense of false security and invincibility that leads to more unnecessary deaths. 

Even if the virus doesn't get him, karma surely will.

BONUS :  Saying it again --