Tracking Down The Insurrectionists: A "Brain Damaged" Twofer

 

As further proof of the attorney for the low-IQnon shaman's claim that the January 6 insurrectionists were "people with brain damage," we give you this doofus:

 A New York man who faces charges in the Jan. 6 riots at the U.S. Capitol was caught after someone overheard him discussing the event at the dentist, according to federal court documents.

Daniel Warmus, of Buffalo, is charged with knowingly entering or remaining in any restricted building, knowingly and with intent to impede or disrupt the orderly conduct of government business or official functions, and violent entry. He was arrested Tuesday.

According to a statement of facts sheet from the FBI, a tipster contacted federal investigators after hearing Warmus talk about his Jan. 6 actions at the dentist office. The witness told authorities Warmus said he "breached the U.S. Capitol building on January 6, 2021, and smoked a marijuana cigarette while inside the building."

Then there's this Floriduh man:

Daniel Paul Gray of Florida was charged today with multiple crimes of violence against police officers at the January 6 Capitol riot. Supporting photographic evidence is a video made by Gray that spells out the goal of "pushing police out the back of the Capitol."

Gray is accused of having altercations with multiple police, one in which he caused a female police officer to fall down the western rotunda stairs "and became visibly injured."

Gray bragged about it all in a self-shot monologue, the FBI said. Gray's pride in having carried out the attack on law enforcement -- and the boast that "this is far from over -- was captured on his video. [snip]

Gray, whose last known place of employment was X3 Fitness, according to the FBI, had used Facebook and Instagram to post about "his dissatisfaction with the election and…improprieties surrounding the election.

Among his Facebook prose on December 12, Gray had stated "F*ck this election this is the biggest scandal of my lifetime" and "militia finna be lit y'all!!" and "Sh*ts about to get lit y'all. I'm actually really excited at the possibility of the insurrection act being implemented."

His shit got lit, all right. 

Have fun in prison, assholes, and remember the evergreen Hackwackers advisory: don't bend over in the showers.

(Images:  top, Warmus wearing a "CNN is fake news" sweatshirt during the breach of the Capitol/ U.S. Attorney's Office for the District of Columbia;  bottom, Gray pushing a female officer down steps/DOJ indictment)