Tracking Down The Insurrectionists: A Burberry Boy And A Proud Boy

 

Two more dimwitted Trump insurrectionists have been brought to heel, Proud Boy Shawn "Storm Leader" Price and Christian "Burberry Boy" Kulas.

Here's the rundown on Storm Leader Price:

Shawn Price, 26, of Rockaway, New Jersey, is a self-described member of the Proud Boys and held a leadership position in the extremist group’s northern New Jersey chapter, according to court documents. He was charged with six federal offenses over his alleged role in the attack and made his first court appearance in his home state Tuesday afternoon.  [snip]

Price was seen in photos taken at the Capitol’s lower west terrace as a crowd pushed toward police as officers fired chemical irritants, the affidavit said. Price reportedly wore goggles.

In messages to another Facebook user identified as L.H.P., whom law enforcement understood to be his mother, Price wrote that he “led the storm” of the Capitol. Price allegedly sent her a video in which he calls U.S. Capitol Police “fucking scumbags” for shooting chemical irritants at the mob on the grounds of the Capitol. The Facebook user identified as Price’s mother asked him when he was heading home and told him to “get out of there” and to “try washing... with baby shampoo” to help with the pepper spray.

Price is facing misdemeanor charges along with felony charges for obstruction of law enforcement during a civil disorder and obstruction of justice. (our emphasis)

Hopefully, in the future Price can practice storming the showers in a Federal prison.

The other arrestee is Christian "Burberry Boy" Kulas.  Here's his story:

A man from one of Chicago’s richest suburbs was arrested and charged Tuesday with unlawfully entering the U.S. Capitol and engaging in disorderly conduct on Jan. 6. 

Christian Kulas, 24, of Kenilworth, wore a Burberry coat and a Keep America Great cap as he documented his movements around the Capitol grounds and inside the building in a series of Instagram stories, federal authorities alleged in court documents. He faces two misdemeanor charges, which carry significantly lesser sentences or penalties than criminal counts.  [snip]

Another video from that account shows the inside of the building and a male voice can be heard saying, “Storming the Capitol.” The FBI said it interviewed an individual who went to middle school and high school with Kulas who was “highly confident” that it was Kulas’ voice. 

Kulas appeared in additional video footage from a variety of sources “wearing the same hat and Burberry coat” inside the Capitol, the affidavit said.

Kulas appeared before a federal court in Chicago on Tuesday afternoon in a hearing conducted by phone. As part of his release conditions, he must remain in his mother’s custody at his parents’ home in Kenilworth. According to Chicago’s WGN9, public records indicate that home is a $4.5 million mansion overlooking Lake Michigan. 

Kulas’ mother agreed to supervise him and ensure he followed the conditions of his release. His father was also ordered to remove two firearms from the home.

“Yes, I understand I must listen to everything my mother says, your honor,” Kulas told the judge, per WGN9. (our  emphasis)

You keep a good eye on him, Mother Kulas! He's been a bad boy!

Here's Price (top) and Kulas:

  

 

They seem bright.

513 gullible nitwits have been arrested and charged to date.  Here's the U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia's list of cases.

Here's the FBI's data base of people they're seeking information on. 

(Photos: FBI)