"We Have Certain Things In Common, Jeffrey"

 

Yesterday's Wall Street Journal published an account of a salacious birthday note that the degenerate Malignant Fascist sent to his friend, convicted pedophile sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein on Epstein's 50th birthday in 2003.  It's causing convulsions in MAGA world over the loaded language used by the MF in the note.  From WSJ's report (via NPR):

"[Epstein's partner Ghislaine] Maxwell collected letters from Trump and dozens of Epstein’s other associates for a 2003 birthday album, according to documents reviewed by The Wall Street Journal. 

Pages from the leather-bound album—assembled before Epstein was first arrested in 2006—are among the documents examined by Justice Department officials who investigated Epstein and Maxwell years ago, according to people who have reviewed the pages. It’s unclear if any of the pages are part of the Trump administration’s recent review. [snip]

The letter bearing Trump’s name, which was reviewed by the Journal, is bawdy—like others in the album. It contains several lines of typewritten text framed by the outline of a naked woman, which appears to be hand-drawn with a heavy marker. A pair of small arcs denotes the woman’s breasts, and the future president’s signature is a squiggly Donald below her waist, mimicking pubic hair.

The letter concludes: 'Happy Birthday — and may every day be another wonderful secret.'" [our emphasis]

Now what "secret" could the MF possibly be referring to?  Here's the full text referred to:

“Voice Over: There must be more to life than having everything,” the note began.

Donald: Yes, there is, but I won’t tell you what it is.

Jeffrey: Nor will I, since I also know what it is. 

Donald: We have certain things in common, Jeffrey. 

Jeffrey: Yes, we do, come to think of it. 

Donald: Enigmas never age, have you noticed that? 

Jeffrey: As a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you. 

Donald: A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday — and may every day be another wonderful secret."

As expected, the MF furiously denied that it was his letter to Epstein, threatening to sue the Rupert Murdoch publication and the publication's parent company.  Some MAGAts have noted that the MF doesn't type.  Of course, he would have had his loyal Trump Organization assistant Rhona Graff type the text before he "illustrated" it with salacious scribblings for Epstein's enjoyment.  For anyone to suggest that this birthday greeting is out of character for adjudicated sexual abuser President P*ssygrabber is delusional and dishonest.

In the unlikely event that the Malignant Fascist actually sues the Wall Street Journal et. al., then the newspaper can go into the discovery process to obtain documents and statements in their defense.  And Rupert Murdoch has deep pockets, as we saw with the Dominion Voting Systems suit against them. 

BONUS:  As to the Malignant Fascist's claim he "never wrote a picture in my life" --

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— George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) July 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM

 

Y2K Trump was a doodling fool

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— Jacqueline Sweet (@jsweetli.bsky.social) July 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM

 

(photo: Pals in their "secret" days)