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Twit tweet:  What passes as a right- wing intellect, ex- felon adulterer Dinesh "D'Vorce" D'Souza needs someone to show him a globe --

Global warming comes to Australia. Unless you want to believe your lying eyes! https://t.co/uw83nTdIPc

— Dinesh D'Souza (@DineshDSouza) August 12, 2019

Thwap:

It's literally winter there, dip-shit.

— Pé Resists (@4everNeverTrump) August 12, 2019

Should we tell your tragically misinformed followers that it's winter in the southern hemisphere right now?

— Devin Nunes' Alt-Mom (@NunesAlt) August 12, 2019

And the toilets swirl in the other direction, too.

— Eric Kleefeld (@EricKleefeld) August 12, 2019

Dinesh's shit still swirls to the right, wherever he is.

— Robert A George (@RobGeorge) August 12, 2019

When you want to own the libs, but you forgot it's winter in the southern hemisphere pic.twitter.com/0oBXwH0QVp

— Robert Maguire (@RobertMaguire_) August 12, 2019

(photo: Felon D'Ipshit D'Umbass' mugshot)

Today's Wingnut Psychological Profile: Dinesh D'Souza

You may remember this felonious, adulterous clown from the wingnut welfare circuit -  dim filmmaker flimflam maker Dinesh D'Souza:

D’Souza pleaded guilty last September to illegally reimbursing two “straw donors” who contributed $10,000 apiece to Wendy Long’s unsuccessful Senate bid in 2012. D’Souza has since tried to compare himself to Martin Luther King, Jr.

Well, seems the dim one misconstrued the terms of his community service requirement, and has now been told he needs to do 8 hours of community service a week for the entire 5 years of his probation.  For which we say, there's a lot of trash accumulating alongside I-95, so get cracking!

But, what's of more interest to us is this excerpt from the court psychologist's report on D'Souza:

“The client tends to deny problems and isn’t very introspective,” the report read. “The client tends to deny problems and is arrogant and intolerant of others’ feelings.”

The Republican id, right there folks.

BONUS:  Commenter asks about a recent D'Souza's fail:  a photoshop of a Confederate flag in the background of an old picture of Hillary Clinton.  Nice catch.

(Photo:  In denial, check.  Not introspective, check.  Arrogant, check.  Intolerant, check.  Dinesh D'Souza, you are Republican Man!)

Crime Blotter Update: Arc of Justice Edition

Today we have two updates on court proceedings against ethically-challenged Republicans:

Former Virginia Gov. "Blowdry Bob" McDonnell:

The corruption trial against former Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell and his wife, Maureen, is set to go to trial this summer after a judge tossed out a motion to dismiss most of the charges against the couple. 

U.S. District Judge James R. Spencer also ruled Tuesday that the former first couple should be tried together rather than apart.

Blowdry Bob's fall from potential Republican presidential hopeful to defendant in the dock has been breathtaking.  And quite satisfying.

Crackpot fabulist, family values man, and conspiracy film maker Dinesh D'Souza:

Conservative writer Dinesh D'Souza has pleaded guilty to charges that he asked two associates to donate $10,000 to the Senate campaign of New York Republican Wendy Long, then illegally reimbursed them. D'Souza has also agreed not to contest any prison term between 10 and 16 months, though he won't be sentenced until Sept. 23...

If he does jail time, you can bet D'Souza will be among the sleaziest inmates no matter where he's sent. Should he receive prison time, a complimentary Hackwhackers Soap-On-A-Rope will be on its way to D'Souza for those communal prison showers.

Review of the Week

"[The D'Souza article is] a fact-twisting, error-laden piece of paranoia...the worst kind of smear journalism -- a singularly disgusting work." -- Columbia Journalism Review, on the Forbes magazine hit job on President Obama by Indian-born wingnut Dinesh D'Souza that was deemed by Poot Gingrich a work of "profound... stunning insight." We'll go with "singularly disgusting work."