Showing posts with label GOP minority outreach. Show all posts
Showing posts with label GOP minority outreach. Show all posts

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Sho' 'Nuff

While we're on the "party of stupid," it's worth noting that the party's new chairman, Michael "Tin Man" Steele, says the party is ready to appeal to everyone, including "one armed midgets." How, you ask? The Tin Man wants the party to play that little groove that sho' 'nuff gonna make you move. You know, get down with hip hop 'n' midgets [snaps fingers]. (Then maybe they won't notice our political positions are toxic for them).

Via Tbogg, a look at America's whitest black guy.

Friday, September 19, 2008

George "Macaca" Allen To Headline GOP Minority Outreach Event


That's not a misprint. Tomorrow in Fairfax, VA, former Sen. George "Macaca" Allen will kick off the Rethuglicans' minority outreach efforts - - likely to a sparse crowd. Macaca Allen never recovered from being caught calling a minority "macaca" at a campaign rally, and compounded it by later grudgingly admitting that his own mother was Jewish ("I loved her pork chops, and she made ham sandwiches"), as if it was something to hide.

His appearance is bound to convince minorities that the GOP is the place for them ("Welcome, macacas. And you too, wetbacks, chinks and towel heads!").