Showing posts with label Morning Joe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Morning Joe. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Morning Blow


We happened to catch a few minutes of MSNBC's lamest program, "Morning Joe," and saw Rethuglican National Committee chairclown Tin Man Steele holding forth on the Senate's health insurance reform compromise. (Notice how Mika The Sweater fawns over Tin Man; did they teach that in journalism class?) To paraphrase Tin Man, the Dems are moving toooooo fast (President Truman pushed universal health insurance over 60 years ago). Moreover, Tin Man took righteous umbrage at Senate Majority Leader Reid's statement that at times when significant change is needed (abolition of slavery, womens' suffrage, civil rights, etc.), there are always those who want to slow things down.

When panelist Donnie Deutch finally asked Tin Man exactly what was inaccurate about Reid's statement, Tin Man got all "oh no you dint" on Deutch and refused to answer the question. Of course he can't, because it's absolutely true, and Rethugs/conservatives have almost always found themselves on the wrong side in these past struggles. With health insurance reform, their obstuctionism is plain for all to see (New Hampshire Rethug Sen. Judd "Jug Head" Gregg even wrote a memo to his colleagues on procedures, amendments and other stalling tactics to use in the debate).

Friday, November 20, 2009

Moment of Zen


Time: Approximately 8 a.m., Friday, November 20
Place: MSNBC's "Morning Joe" originating from New Orleans
Description: Joe "Doucheborough" Scarborough was talking to Rethug Sen. David "Diapers" Vitter about the response to Hurricane Katrina. He was describing being on the Mississippi Gulf coast looking for Red Cross volunteers, and found them handing out bottled water and. . .drum roll. . .diapers!

Diapers Vitter didn't appear to flinch or redden at the mention of that article of clothing that his prostitute acquaintance said he liked to wear during their steamy sessions together. Great unintentional moment of Zen, Doucheborough! And well played, Diapers!