What's That Trapped In Tucker Carlson's Head?

 

Jimmy Kimmel covers some of the right's bizarros, ranging from the Pillow Guy and Roger Stone, to Tucker Carlson and Ted Nugent.  Funny, as usual.

 

BONUS: More on that Carlson cackle --

The frozen fish heir is a dystopian villain

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— Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) April 22, 2021

 

 

DOJ: Roger Stone Owes Millions In Taxes

The news broke last night that the Justice Department is suing treasonous Trumpist sewer dweller Roger Stone for $2 million in unpaid taxes, for allegedly using a company to shield himself from income taxes. According to the Associated Press:

"The Justice Department lawsuit was filed in federal court in Florida and argues that Stone’s tax problems stretch back to 2007, when a $205,410 tax bill mushroomed with interest and late fees to a bill of nearly half a million dollars.

The lawsuit alleges that Stone and his wife, Nydia Stone, used a trust and a company to try to improperly shield their assets from tax collectors while they continued to live a lavish lifestyle."

After his pardon last December from Russian asset and sociopath Donald "Tovarich" Trump for witness tampering and lying regarding his role in Russia's interference in the 2016 elections, Stone may have assumed he'd outrun the law. But along with this suit, Stone is being scrutinized by Federal law enforcement for his part in the January 6 seditionist insurrection at the Capitol. Like something that won't flush, his name keeps popping up in Federal court filings charging various insurrectionists, notably the Oath Keepers.

A final note: like Trump, Stone's failure to pay Federal taxes demonstrates a deep contempt for middle class and working families, not to mention the men and women of the armed forces, whose salaries are paid with tax revenues.... in higher amounts from those same middle class and working families. 

(photo: Stone apparently on his way to audition for the next Bond villain)

Judge Wants To See Roger Stone About That Threatening Tweet

He threatened the judge. Now, throw the book at him!

Oh boy. Judge Amy Berman Jackson doesn't seem happy with Roger Stone. pic.twitter.com/jCS7QJ2X2T

— Natasha Bertrand (@NatashaBertrand) February 19, 2019

“...Further, Defendant is advised to bring his toothbrush.”

— frankGinDC (@frankgindc) February 19, 2019

"And soap-on-a-rope for those awkward prison showers."

There has to be zero tolerance for what Stone did.  His entire history in politics has been one colored by intimidation, threats and contempt for the law.  He's had his chances but he couldn't help but revert to type.  Let's see how the fascist fop cosplays an orange jumpsuit.  Lock. Him. Up!

Roger Stone Posts Threatening Photo Of Federal Judge

Republican ratfucker and Bond villain cosplayer Roger Stone must really be itching to have his bond revoked, since he posted this outrageous threat toward a Federal judge on his Instagram account (which he's since deleted and replaced without the bullseye symbol):

(Screenshot via Crooks & Liars)

Accompanying Stone's post was this pile of steaming conspiratorial bullshit:

"Through legal trickery Deep State hitman Robert Mueller has guaranteed that my upcoming show trial is before Judge Amy Berman Jackson, an Obama appointed judge who dismissed the Benghazi charges again (sic) Hillary Clinton and incarcerated Paul Manafort prior to his conviction for any crime."

That's no dog whistle;  it's a bullhorn inviting the unhinged supporters of Putin puppet Donald "Rump" Trump (a.k.a., Individual 1) to do harm to the Federal judge overseeing his trial.  When vicious right- wing psychopaths like Stone show they're willing to go to any lengths to prevail, there can only be one answer:   Lock. Him. Up!

Witness Tampering In Plain View

Making Robert Mueller's job all the more easy, incompetent mob boss Donald "Rump" Trump is witness tampering with one of his capos:

“I will never testify against Trump.” This statement was recently made by Roger Stone, essentially stating that he will not be forced by a rogue and out of control prosecutor to make up lies and stories about “President Trump.” Nice to know that some people still have “guts!”

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 3, 2018

We have some legal opinions about that tweet:

File under “18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1512” https://t.co/e4ZGVn1kJi

— George Conway (@gtconway3d) December 3, 2018

George is right. This is genuinely looking like witness tampering. DOJ (at least with a nonfake AG) prosecutes cases like these all the time.  The fact it's done out in the open is no defense. Trump is genuinely melting down, and no good lawyer can represent him under these circs https://t.co/zqFUoQvWTf

— Neal Katyal (@neal_katyal) December 3, 2018

Here's the link to 18 U.S. Code § 1503 and to 18 U.S. Code § 1512 in case you want to quote the law to your crazy red hat relative.

Trump BFF Stone: Walker And Priebus Rigged 5 Elections In Wisconsin

In an op/ ed filled with a mixture of his trademark conspiracy- mongering and ratf*cking, Republican operative Roger "Zippy" Stone, Donald "Rump" Trump's alter ego and "informal advisor", had this rather startling comment about two of Rump's high profile Republican supporters:

... [B]oth parties have engaged in voting machine manipulation. Nowhere in the country has this been more true than Wisconsin, where there are strong indications that Scott Walker and the Reince Priebus machine rigged as many as five elections including the defeat of a Walker recall election.  (our emphasis)

As we fill up our popcorn bucket, we eagerly await your responses, Republican National Committee Chairstain and Trump chaperone/ baby sitter Reince "Mini Me" Priebus and Gov. Scott "Koch Head" Walker!

(Photo:  Roger "Zippy" Stone -- so named because he bears such a striking resemblance to him.)

Picture Puzzler

We've been trying to think of who this piece of human waste named Roger Stone (Donald "Rump" Trump's advisor on all things evil and long- time right- wing ratf*cker) reminds us.  Something about the shape of the head. Then it came to us. Any guesses?

It's him!