Showing posts with label Trump guilty verdict. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Trump guilty verdict. Show all posts

Saturday, June 1, 2024

QOTD -- "Stop The Rule Of Law! Send Money!"

 

Satirist Alexandra Petri lends her mighty pen to the cause of defending the convicted felon and defeating the evil Rule of Law in this fundraising letter (excerpt):

Subject: Donald Trump, Political Prisoner

Dear Fellow American,

THE RULE OF LAW IS OUT OF CONTROL AND MUST BE STOPPED!

Have you heard the news? A so-called JURY OF HIS PEERS (absurd! the man is peerless!) dared to pass judgment on Donald J. Trump as though he were an ORDINARY CITIZEN, SUBJECT TO LAWS, and not the GOD-KING OF AMERICA THAT HE WAS AND SHALL BE!

The corrupt, wicked courthouse even had “EQUAL AND EXACT JUSTICE TO ALL MEN OF WHATEVER STATE OR PERSUASION” carved on the outside! AS THOUGH IT APPLIED TO DONALD J. TRUMP!

IF THIS IS THE WAY WE ARE GOING TO TREAT DONALD TRUMP, WE DON’T DESERVE TO BE A DEMOCRACY! PLEASE DONATE NOW SO THIS CAN STOP!

Juries, acting as if they had the right to pass judgment! Judges, judging! Laws, binding!

WE CAN’T HAVE THAT! WE CAN’T — AND WITH YOUR HELP, WE WON’T!...

Of course, the real fundraising appeals to vacuum money out of the pockets of low- wattage MAGAt suckers and into Trump's legal defense aren't much different than this in tone or level of derangement.  Nor are the un-American attacks on the justice system by Republican MAGAt cult officials, who are vowing "revenge" for having their cult leader being held accountable by 12 jurors acting unanimously after hearing the facts and testimony in his hush money/ cover up trial.  "Speaker" of the House MAGA Mike Johnson, Sen. "Lil Marco" Rubio, Sen. "Cancun Ted" Cruz, et al. -- the termites eating away at our democracy along with the convicted felon.


Kimmel On The "Comander-in-Thief's" Conviction

 

If you missed Jimmy Kimmel's memorable takedown of the Malignant Loser and his ass kissers last night, we have his monologue for you. It's one of his recent bests, discussing his unhinged press conference after the 34 guilty verdicts, MAGA morons' reaction to their cult leader's new status as a convicted felon and more. At the end, Kimmel looks at the deranged predictions that the Malignant Loser made in 2020 as he neared defeat in the 2020 election. Glorious.

Rigged!

 

Comedian Brent Terhune channels MAGA rage at the felony conviction of "World Wrestling Entertainment Hall of Famer" Malignant Loser.  Using MAGA logic and moral clarity ("Since when is it illegal to pay a woman to play with your mushroom?..."), as well as his emotional support beer, he explains why he's still standing by his man.