Showing posts with label idiots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label idiots. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 7, 2019

Pompeo: We Can Profit Off Of Global Climate Change!


(Mike Luckovich, Atlanta Journal-Constitution)

 As we noted in Monday Reading, the United Nations has declared 1 million plant and animal species are on the verge of extinction thanks mostly to human activity.  But, not to worry!  Primo deal maker and yugely successful businessman Donald "Not Exonerated" Trump has sent his fattotum  factotum Secretary of State, pompous Mike Pompeo, to tell those pinheads at the Arctic Council that a little extinction here and there might not be a bad thing:
On one side, there’s science. In Paris, the United Nations released a report Monday saying that 1 million plant and animal species are on the verge of extinction, with alarming implications for human survival. More species are now threatened than at any other period in human history, with climate change contributing to the decline in biodiversity. 
On the other side, there’s either a denial of those facts or science with a spin. The latter was on display in Finland on Monday, where Secretary of State Mike Pompeo objected to climate change action references in a key Arctic policy statement, and instead preferred to highlight potential advantages of global warming for global trade.

“Steady reductions in sea ice are opening new passageways and new opportunities for trade,” Pompeo said.

U.S. allies in the Arctic Council — Denmark, Finland, Iceland, Norway, Sweden and Canada — were stunned by his stance.
Stunned, indeed.  We're stunned this is what the US has come to, shitting itself on the world stage on an issue of commonly agreed existential importance.  

There is an evolving policy here, as Jane Mayer points out:


Elections have consequences, as they say, and electing a moronic sociopath, with his singularly corrupt and ignorant cronies, is having consequences far beyond our borders and will for far longer than the time he'll be polluting his office and our country.  (Obligatory reminder: "But her emails!")

Sunday, June 11, 2017

Is Gohmert Off His Meds Again?



That would be crackpot Rep. "Screwy" Louie Gohmert (R- Texass):
Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) said Sunday that he believes there is a conspiracy within the Department of Justice to destroy President Trump. 
“We have a conspiracy remaining afoot in the Department of Justice that is out to destroy this president and they’ve got to be fired, if not worse,” Gohmert told Fox News. [snip] 
“We need to round up everybody he [James Comey] talked to, because they were all conspiring against the president,” he said. 
We're sure Louie and his druz'ya  friends could find a gulag for those "conspirators."

We'd like to thank the fine people of the 1st Congressional district in Texass for sending Louie to Washington. You may want to check from time to time to see if he's taking his medications, though.

(Photo: Yes, he's that stupid.)

Saturday, May 20, 2017

Tweets Of The Day - Why Just Bow When You Can Bow AND Curtsy?


Considering this in 2012--
... how twee of him to bow and curtsy today --
"That's how a Pro does it, Obummer!"

(h/t Raw Story, which has lots of reactions)

Saturday, March 18, 2017

Trump's "Irish" Proverb


In a pre- St. Patrick's Day event Thursday with Irish Prime Minister Enda Kenny, neo- fascist nitwit and Giant Toddler (h/t Quinn Cummings) Donald "O'Rump" Trump showed everyone his gift for blarney:
Standing alongside Irish Prime Minister Enda Kenny at the Friends of Ireland luncheon in Washington, D.C., on the eve of St. Patrick’s Day on Thursday, Trump said that “as we stand together with our Irish friends” he was “reminded of that proverb” he’d heard “for many, many years and I love it.” 
“Always remember to forget the friends that proved untrue, but never forget to remember those that have stuck by you,” recited Trump. “We know that, politically speaking.” 
Nice burn, O'Rump!

Small problem (but only if you care about truth and facts). It's a poem written (or not?) by a Nigerian named Albashir Adam Alhassan -- who happens to be Muslim, to boot:



Well, he could have been one of those "black Irish."

Regardless of its origin, it doesn't appear to be in any way "Irish." Twitter had fun, of course:




And our favorite:

BONUS:  Steven Colbert offers his thoughts--

Friday, March 17, 2017

Trump Voters Give Him Credit For What Obamacare Gave Them (Sad!)


Why we can't have nice things anymore, part infinity.

The name says it all:  Charla McComic.  Her "knowledge" about the politics of health care insurance is, well, McComical:
Soon after Charla McComic’s son lost his job, his health-insurance premium dropped from $567 per month to just $88, a “blessing from God” that she believes was made possible by President Trump. 
I think it was just because of the tax credit,” said McComic, 52, a former first-grade teacher who traveled to Trump’s Wednesday night rally in Nashville from Lexington, Tenn., with her daughter, mother, aunt and cousin. 
The price change was actually thanks to a subsidy made possible by former president Barack Obama’s Affordable Care Act, which is still in place, not by the tax credits proposed by Republicans as part of the health-care bill still being considered by Congress.
The article goes on to describe other dimbulbs' perception of reality on TrumpCare and the Affordable Care Act. It's just more examples of what we have been reading and hearing ad nauseam before and after the election: the clueless, low information, "economically anxious" Trump voter who hasn't the vaguest notion what's in his or her best interest and votes accordingly. In the unlikely event TrumpCare goes into effect and crushes them, these chumps will still fall for any line fed them by the orange shitgibbon ("It's all Obama's fault!").

As they say, there's no cure for stupid. It's not covered under the Affordable Care Act, and even if it was, it certainly wouldn't cure the McComically stupid McComic and her fellow Stormtrumpers. It's in their tribal DNA.  To paraphrase Mr. Pierce, we empathize, but we don't sympathizeSic transit gloria, America.

(Musical accompaniment - fanfare for the forgotten man/ Trump voter)

(Photo: She seems bright; McComic via Raw Story/ Facebook)

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Trump On Black History Month


Friend of The Blacks Donald "Rump" Trump speaks on Black History Month. Laugh or cry?  You tell us:
Last month, we celebrated the life of Reverend Martin Luther King, Jr., whose incredible example is unique in American history. You read all about Dr. Martin Luther King a week ago when somebody said I took the statue out of my office. It turned out that that was fake news. Fake news. The statue is cherished, it’s one of the favorite things in the—and we have some good ones. We have Lincoln, and we have Jefferson, and we have Dr. Martin Luther King. But they said the statue, the bust of Martin Luther King, was taken out of the office. And it was never even touched. So I think it was a disgrace, but that’s the way the press is. Very unfortunate.

I am very proud now that we have a museum on the National Mall where people can learn about Reverend King, so many other things. Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I noticed. Harriet Tubman, Rosa Parks, and millions more black Americans who made America what it is today. Big impact.
You can read the whole sorry transcript here if you have a high tolerance for babbling narcissism and dimwittedness.

Some reactions on Twitter:









Oh, he's totally normal.

BONUS:  Wonkette has the perfect characterization: "Black Appreciation of Donald Trump Month."

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Today's Video - Is Cluelessness Covered Under The Affordable Care Act?


This one more example for why we can't have nice things in this country (and instead have neo- fascist nitwit Donald "Rump" Trump and his Russo- Republicans "in charge"):



Can you imagine what those "Obamacare" poll numbers would be if more people had a clue/ paid attention/ weren't racist morons?

Thursday, August 19, 2010

100% of 18% of Americans Are Idiots


There's a new Pew Research Center poll out indicating that a "substantial and growing number" of Americans believes President Obama is a Muslim (or "muslin" in their terminology): fully 18 percent of Americans (up from 11% in March 2009). Since 2009, the belief grew most sharply among Rethugs -- up 14 points among Rethugs and 16% among conservative Rethugs. Without fear of contradiction, I can state that the primary "news" source for these numbnuts is hate radio and the Fux Nutwork.

(Image: Mr. 18 Percent)

Monday, July 19, 2010

Yep, She's an Idiot


Winky You Betcha (a.k.a. Mama Grizzly) could choose to "refudiate" her previous misuse of the English language, but why refudiate it when you're only demonstrating your genius (like that Shakespeare guy!)?!

Bonus: Winky's created a new comedy genre -- "Shakespalin."

(Image via HeyDidYaKnow.com)

Thursday, September 17, 2009

"O-K-L-A-H- uh - H - uh - I Don't Know"


The most Republican state in the Union, Oklahoma, seems to be well under way in its mission of raising dunces who vote Republican. Need proof? Check this out.

Samples:

"Q. Who wrote the Declaration of Independence?" Seven percent said Barack Obama (clearly, Fox News has more work to do in Oklahoma).

"Q. What are the two major political parties in the U.S.?" Eleven percent said "Communist and Republican" (clearly, though, Fox has been having an impact).

"... where the wind goes sweeping through the ears..."