Ivanka Trump Believes In Daddy!

Asked about her father's disavowal of multiple accusations of sexual misconduct, Ivanka Trump said,

"I believe my father, I know my father," she said. "I think I have that right as a daughter, to believe my father."  (our emphasis)

She certainly knows that he's a "hands- on" father (well, since she attained adolescence that is):

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Kewl daddy:





Interesting family dynamics.

Trump Campaigns For Fellow Serial Sexual Predator Roy Moore

They shook the map and all the local yokel, mouth- breathing, pedophile- supporting, credulous suckers ended up at nitwit un- indicted co- conspirator Donald "Rump" Trump's rally for teen molester Roy Moore in Pensacola, FL, last night. (Luckily for Rump, he was either using industrial strength Poligrip or Putin replaced the batteries in his remote before the speech.) We're going to avoid afflicting you with other parts of his self- admiring tirade to focus on one part where it seems he and his cult are still hung up on something -- guess what!

13 months after the election, attendees of Pres. Trump's campaign-style rally in Pensacola, FL break into "lock her up" chant at mention of Hillary Clinton https://t.co/NFyqQFaIKP pic.twitter.com/bZSwME9WG9

— CBS News (@CBSNews) December 9, 2017

Check out these great reactions on Twitter.

Republican Police Blotter: Child Rape and Molestation Edition

News concerning members of the "family values" party:

A former Republican candidate for county commission in North Carolina has surrendered to police after being accused of raping a child. 

The Independent Tribune reported that former Cabarrus County commissioner candidate Chad Nevada Mockerman, 39, turned himself in to police at around noon on Friday. 

Mockerman was charged with statutory rape and taking indecent liberties with a minor.

Wait, there's more:

An anti-immigration Republican candidate was charged last week with molesting an 8-year-old girl. (*)

Michael Hethmon, senior counsel for the Immigration Reform Law Institute, is running a long-shot campaign for Maryland’s House of Delegates. 

The 60-year-old is nationally known for his legal work helping to push anti-immigration laws and providing legal advice to anti-immigration lawmakers.

Morons, crackpots, racists, misogynists, gun strokers, homophobes, liars, crooks, sociopaths, hypocrites, theocrats, plutocrats and sexual deviants.  I believe every box has been checked.

That's your Republican Party right there.

(*) UPDATE:  Hethmon was subsequently exonerated.  See comment section for more information.