Poor widdle Bill O'Really? of Fux News is upset because those mean "libruls" are writing into his show and spoiling his fun. Call the waaaaaaambulance for Bill-O! He has Laurie Dhue as his show's "ombusdman" for viewers who want to write in and tell him what a great job he's doing. She then pitches the softball comments to him. But apparently, the comments have been overwhelmingly naughty of late. So Bill-O wants Laurie to censor them, so he just gets the pats on the back. Actually, he needs to grow a thicker skin (to match his skull), and some balls wouldn't hurt either.
