Eating Finger Chili And More

Here's last night's Saturday Night Live cold opening clip on the loyal supporters of neo- fascist dimwit Donald "Rump" Trump, with a bonus clip of Rump with his alter ego, Fox "News'" Bill O'Reilly:

Today's Cartoon Threefer

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(Matt Davies, Newsday)


(Tom Toles, Washington Post)


(Steve Benson, Arizona Republic)

(In case you missed it, that last cartoon is in reference to serial sexual assaulter (allegedly!) and Fox "News" "awful, awful man" Bill "O'Liely" O"Reilly's racist and sexist comment about Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA) last Tuesday.)

In Trump's America, Racist Dog Whistles Continue To Give Way To Bullhorns

Latest example:

Bill O’Reilly used the “Talking Points” segment on his Fox News show Tuesday night to weigh in on the ongoing debate over the Electoral College, claiming those who’d like to see the system abolished are motivated by race. 

“This is all about race,” O’Reilly said. “The left sees white privilege in America as an oppressive force that must be done away with. Therefore white working-class voters must be marginalized, and what better way to do that than center the voting power in the cities.”

Here's the screen capture (click to enlarge):



It's all about race, indeed. It's all about this execrable dick simultaneously defending the electoral college victory by Cheeto Jesus with an overt, crackpot appeal to white racism (marginalizing WWC voters by centering voting power in the =cough= black =cough= cities -- yeah, that's what the left is about asshole).  Or, as Martin Longman says,

I know you are not surprised that Bill O’Reilly and Fox News are using their airwaves to tell white people that darkies are coming to get them and change how things are run and take away their privileges and exact revenge on them for the sins of oppression. 

I know you are not surprised that, even as they do this, they accuse the left of being the ones who make “everything about race.” 

What’s clear from O’Reilly’s rant, however, is that he sees the Electoral College as a bulwark of white privilege and justifiable oppression. And that’s precisely why he likes it and wants to protect it.

In a better America, this racist jackass would not only not have his prime time show, he'd be shunned. But he thinks this is now Trump's America and he can let his racist freak flag fly.

Colbert Skewers O'Reilly - Bingbingbing!

We're going to miss this guy.  Watch Stephen Colbert respond to Fox "News'" perpetual bullshit machine Bill "Bingbingbing" O'Reilly's latest dumbass grievance:

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It's Why We Call Them "Rethugs," Cont.

Fox "News" gasbag and house "moderate" Bill O'Reilly recently used some violent imagery to describe what he'd like to do - or have done - to the Kaplan Daily's Dana Milbank ("Just kidding!" says O'Reilly, which of course makes it all ok!). All because Milbank wrote a column after the election pointing out the obvious: the Fox "News" personalities were gloating all election night about the Rethug victory. And why shouldn't they, since they were so helpful in getting out the Rethug talking points?

If medals were given out for smug assholery, O'Reilly would have a chest full of them.

(Photo: Bill O'Reilly - him sad 'cause Dana Milbank say bad things about Fox!)

O'Really vs. "Law and Order: SVU"

Poor Bill O'Really! He's upset that he's been called out in a recent episode of "Law and Order: SVU" for his history of anti-brown people hate-fanning (along with Limpballs and Boo Hoo the Hoot). Our only quibble? Where's Loopy Lou Dobbs in this equation? He's the most visible proponent of rounding up the Messicans. Well, we'll settle for this hat trick of hate being identified for who they are.

(Image: O'Really's sad: people are saying bad things about him - true things, but bad things.)

Saturday Morning Read

Author! Author!
Bill O'Liely has been abducted and a libtard ghost-writer has written an admiring puff-piece in the nationally-syndicated Parade about President Obama!! Did O'Liely see what his ghost-writer wrote before he signed the check?? Was this run by Roger Ailes??!! How could you say such positive things about "President" Barack Mohammed Adolf Josef Kenyatta Obama!!??

"No Party of Einsteins"
Charles Blow discusses the birther, authoritarian, know-nothing hooliganism on display in the kook right's attempts to derail health care reform/ the Obama Administration in his NY Times op/ed. Citing polling showing 58% of Rethugs aren't convinced of Obama's Hawaiian birth (about the same percentage of Rethugs that believe humans were created 10,000 years ago), Blow concludes "This is no party of Einsteins." True. But, unfortunately, it is a party whose base is angry, well-armed, and responds readily to incitement.

Per Above, We Offer Exhibit A
As if further evidence were needed, Winky You Betcha has weighed in (if a lightweight could be said to weigh in) the health care scare derby, using her Down syndrome child Trig as a prop once again. No party of Einsteins, indeed. No party of truth or character either.

The Terrorist at Fuxed News

One of Fuxed News Channel's resident hatemongers, Bill O'Liely, has been under intense criticism for his years of incendiary language leading up to the murder of Dr. George Tiller. He has yet to acknowledge any remorse or responsibility for the ugly climate that the wingnut media has promoted over the years on the abortion issue. But watch this clip, via Think Progress, as former National Organization for Women president Patricia Ireland defends Dr. Tiller, and ends up making O'Liely look like the dangerous buffoon that he is. She won't be interrupted by him, and she gives him a nice slap at the end when he refers to the murdered doctor as "Dr. Killer."

Well done.

Phat New Dance Mix!

We noted on May 12 Fux shout-meister Bill OhReally?'s taped hissy fit when he hosted "Inside Edition."

Creative "geniuses" have been using the intervening days wisely, and we found one YouTube creation that converts OhReally?'s meltdown into a dance mix. We danced to it in spite of ourselves.

WARNING: Repeated foul language; view out of range of kids.

Blast From The Past

We came across this old clip of wingnut Bill Oh Really? totally losing it during a taping of an old Inside Edition show. We're glad to see that Mr. Oh Really? has always exemplified professionalism and grace under pressure.

As a Fux Network celebrity, Bill apparently learned to control the deployment of F-Bombs, instead channeling his frustrations into making naughty phone calls to female staffers.

Blowing Snow

Think Progress reports that former White House Press Suckertary Tony "Snow Job" Snow has joined right wing propagandist Bill O'Really? on his Radio Factor fib-fest as a "permanent fill-in host". Snow Job should fit in seamlessly from his former perch as White House spin artist/Fux News host (hard to see the difference). After all, the boobs that tune in to hear either O'Really? or Snow Job are part of the 26% that believe that Dumbya is doing a terrific job as Preznit.

(illustration: Newscorpse.com)

Coulter Delivers a Eulogy, and More Wingnut Humor

If crazy (M)Ann Coulter hadn't injected politics into an elegiac column for her father, this Chris Kelly piece at HuffPo would be mean. As it is, it's hilarious.

And here's a a clip showing Hucksterbee dissing sleepy Fred "Foghorn Leghorn" Thompson after last night's Rethug "debate."

If you need more wingnut humor, O'Really? thinks he should be on the Supreme Court. Justice Ginsburg, would you like falafel with your loofah shower?

Photo: (M)Ann Coulter with her Adam's Apple mercifully not shown.

Shoulda Slugged Him

Several news agencies reported on the confrontation between Fux News prima donna Bill O'Really(?) and an aide to Senator Obama at a rally on Saturday. O'Really(?) pushed his ass up to the security cordon that separates the candidate from the press and public, wanting to catch Obama off guard. Seeing this, a number of Obama supporters greeted the Fux celebrity with the middle finger salute, and shouts of "hatemonger" and "f**k you" - - which was restrained, considering the Fux man's provocation.

After some shoving with the Obama aide and Secret Service men, O'Really(?) eventually got his 5 seconds with Sen. Obama. But it's a shame that the arrogant Fux man didn't get a nice knuckle sandwich first.

The Great Debate

Noted in the Huffington Post: Bill "O'Really?" will be debating TV puppet character Alf on his show tonight.

Not fair. Alf will kick Billo's ass.

Give O'Really? His Dhue

Poor widdle Bill O'Really? of Fux News is upset because those mean "libruls" are writing into his show and spoiling his fun. Call the waaaaaaambulance for Bill-O! He has Laurie Dhue as his show's "ombusdman" for viewers who want to write in and tell him what a great job he's doing. She then pitches the softball comments to him. But apparently, the comments have been overwhelmingly naughty of late. So Bill-O wants Laurie to censor them, so he just gets the pats on the back. Actually, he needs to grow a thicker skin (to match his skull), and some balls wouldn't hurt either.

Aww, What A Shame. . . .

Bill Oh Really?'s radio program has been dropped by radio station WJFK in Washington, D.C. due to lack of interest. Most right wing radio programs don't last in D.C. Then again, there are more highly educated people in the D.C. metropolitan area . . .

BBWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

Sorry, that was unkind of us.