The Snowman Melteth, RIP

He was 53. Condolences to his family; he served Dumbya well. Enough said.

Blowing Snow

Think Progress reports that former White House Press Suckertary Tony "Snow Job" Snow has joined right wing propagandist Bill O'Really? on his Radio Factor fib-fest as a "permanent fill-in host". Snow Job should fit in seamlessly from his former perch as White House spin artist/Fux News host (hard to see the difference). After all, the boobs that tune in to hear either O'Really? or Snow Job are part of the 26% that believe that Dumbya is doing a terrific job as Preznit.

(illustration: Newscorpse.com)

Snow Job Returns Home

Tony "Snow Job" Snow has returned to his home at Fux News, to no one's great surprise. He's hosting the Bill O'Liely crap fest tonight. Not much difference from his duty as Dumbya's press secretary.

Drifting Snow

White House Press Suckertary Tony "Snowjob" Snow will be leaving the Bush Assministration effective September 14, according to reports. Snowjob, a former Fixed News celebrity, barely noticed the job change from the Rethuglican network to the White House, but has gotten far more testy with reporters in recent months as the Assministration unravels. This brings to four the major defections in the past couple of months: Dan Bartlett, Turdblossom Rove, Fredo Gone-zales, and now Snowjob.

"People Have Hazy Memories"

Those were the words of Bush Press Suckertary Tony "Blows" Snow in today's White House press briefing when referring to White House participants in the fired U.S. attorneys scandal. Luckily, e-mails aren't so hazy. It appears through e-mails released to Congress, that "Al" Gonzales and "Turdblossom" Rove were discussing the firings as early as January 2005, undercutting Gonzales' claim of not being involved. The Rethugs are trying to spin this as "the President has the right to fire political appointees" hoping that the majority of the public will assume that's the issue. In reality, it's about using the power invested in U.S. attorneys to do political hatchet work on Democrats, to stop investigations of Rethug politicians, and to suppress Democratic voter turnout by "investigating voter fraud." Senator Shumer is on the trail, and it looks like good hunting ahead.