Breitbart's Racist Rethug Followers

Angry right-wing turd-squeezer Andrew "White And Not So" Breitbart is always among the first to yell "You lie!" when someone accuses any of his minions in the tea bagger movement (a.k.a., Rethug/ New Confederate Party base) of racism (when he's not editing video to trump up phony controversies with his protege James "G. Gordon Diddy" O'Keefe). Well, Little Green Footballs took on the onerous but helpful task of plumbing the comments of Breitbart's web site-cum-sewer to cull the sinkers and floaters commenting on President Obama's recent appearance before the Congressional Black Caucus. Anyone still wondering if progressives are fighting the good fight need only take a look at this to see who's on the other side. (Warning: you might want to put on your mental Hazmat suit before reading some of this s**t.)

"Weinergate" Exposed

It seems crackpot film editor, James O'Keefe mentor, and Muslin scourge Andrew "Not So" Breitbart spent his Memorial Day weekend trying to gin up another faux scandal, this time involving Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY). There's a good summary of the events wherein Breitbart inevitably gets his man-tits in a wringer, over here. In addition to Shirley Sherrod's pending suit over the edited tape Breitbart peddled in an attempt to make her look racist, we hope Rep. Weiner goes forward with a suit that will put Breitbart out of bidness for good.

(Photo: perpetually mad - and we mean that in both senses of the word - Andrew "Not So" Breitbart)

Wingnut Warriors

Sadly, No comments on the story about Los Angeles wingnut Andrew "Half Bright" Breitbart mistaking some "protesters" for anti-war Islamofascistocommunistos during an outing with his embarrassed wife recently in Santa Monica. Indulging in hors d'oerves and margaritas at an upscale restaurant, Half Bright notices a large contingent of marching young 'uns nearby, and, feeling his Jose Cuervo, flips them the finger from the safety of the restaurant's veranda, erroneously assuming that they're the above-mentioned Islamofascistocommunistos; they're not, and Half Bright has to retract his extended middle finger, to everyone's amusement. Pity that he can't be parachuted into Afghanistan to fight for his country.