Showing posts with label Donald Trump's childishness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Donald Trump's childishness. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Romper Room In The Oval Office



Keep in mind, of course, that the Man Baby you're reading about below has a big Nuclear Button.

President Trump and House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) were alone in the presidential suite on Air Force One, flying east toward Washington in early October, when the president reached for a handful of Starbursts, the square-shaped candy fruit chews. 
But instead of unwrapping all the treats, the president was careful to pluck out and eat two flavors: cherry and strawberry, McCarthy noticed. 
“We’re there, having a little dessert, and he offers me some,” McCarthy recalled in an interview. “Just the red and the pink. A bit later, a couple of his aides saw me with those colors and told me, ‘Those are the president’s favorites.’ ” 
Days later, the No. 2 Republican in the House — known for his relentless cultivation of political alliances — bought a plentiful supply of Starbursts and asked a staffer to sort through the pile, placing only those two flavors in a jar. McCarthy made sure his name was on the side of the gift, which was delivered to a grinning Trump, according to a White House official.  (our emphasis)
The ambitious McCarthy has become one of the most shameless, egregious enablers of Rump, sort of like an over- indulgent nanny.  Using candy as a means of ingratiating yourself with Rump, as you might with a child, is revealing.

"Let's play ping-pong -- with peoples' lives!"
When President Trump spoke by phone with Sen. Richard J. Durbin around 10:15 a.m. last Thursday, he expressed pleasure with Durbin’s outline of a bipartisan immigration pact and praised the high-ranking Illinois Democrat’s efforts, according to White House officials and congressional aides. 
The president then asked if Sen. Lindsey O. Graham (R-S.C.), his onetime foe turned ally, was on board, which Durbin affirmed. Trump invited the lawmakers to visit with him at noon, the people familiar with the call said. 
But when they arrived at the Oval Office, the two senators were surprised to find that Trump was far from ready to finalize the agreement. He was “fired up” and surrounded by hard-line conservatives such as Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.), who seemed confident that the president was now aligned with them, according to one person with knowledge of the meeting. 
Trump told the group he wasn’t interested in the terms of the bipartisan deal that Durbin and Graham had been putting together. And as he shrugged off suggestions from Durbin and others, the president called nations from Africa “shithole countries,” denigrated Haiti and grew angry. The meeting was short, tense and often dominated by loud cross-talk and swearing, according to Republicans and Democrats familiar with the meeting.  
Trump’s ping-ponging from dealmaking to feuding, from elation to fury, has come to define the contentious immigration talks between the White House and Congress, perplexing members of both parties as they navigate the president’s vulgarities, his combativeness and his willingness to suddenly change his position... (our emphasis)
Read the full account of this meeting - apparently, one of the key players in getting Rump to change his "mind" about the bipartisan deal was none other than "adult in the room" and Rump's chief baby sitter of staff John Kelly, who's emerging as "sane Trump" (a very low bar indeed). It was he who helped convince Rump that the compromise wouldn't advance Rump's (racist) agenda. That swirling thing going down the shithole is what remained of Kelly's reputation.

"Nyah- nyah! I make up the best nicknames!"



"Dicky." That must've taken him all day to come up with, being a Very Stable Genius and all that. 

As we note below, any comprehensive review of Rump's cognitive or mental condition would doubtless reveal a dangerously unstable narcissist with an emotional age somewhere around 7 (being generous there).  Perhaps more frightening and worse are the legion of enablers around Man Baby that cater to his obsessions and reinforce his darkest impulses, many knowing full well the lasting damage they're doing to our country.  

(Image: "I want Kevin's Starbursts!")

Thursday, February 23, 2017

Our Weak (Un)President



Well, knock us over with a baby rattle.

According to former campaign staff baby sitters, neo- fascist Giant Toddler* Donald "Rump" Trump functions like a spoiled five- year- old with a personality disorder:
President Donald Trump’s former campaign staffers claim they cracked the code for tamping down his most inflammatory tweets, and they say the current West Wing staff would do well to take note. 
The key to keeping Trump’s Twitter habit under control, according to six former campaign officials, is to ensure that his personal media consumption includes a steady stream of praise. And when no such praise was to be found, staff would turn to friendly outlets to drum some up — and make sure it made its way to Trump’s desk. 
"If candidate Trump was upset about unfair coverage, it was productive to show him that he was getting fair coverage from outlets that were persuadable," said former communications director Sam Nunberg. "The same media that our base digests and prefers is going to be the base for his support. I would assume the president would like to see positive and preferential treatment from those outlets and that would help the operation overall." [snip] 
The in-person touch is also important to keeping Trump from running too hot. One Trump associate said it’s important to show Trump deference and offer him praise and respect, as that will lead him to more often listen. And if Trump becomes obsessed with a grudge, aides need to try and change the subject, friends say. Leaving him alone for several hours can prove damaging, because he consumes too much television and gripes to people outside the White House. (our emphasis)
One of the very few perverse satisfactions of living through this nightmare is the thought that Rump's baby sitters are exhausting themselves, hour to hour, day to day, trying to keep him from throwing a tantrum that throws them further behind and off message. The idea that those soulless hacks are busy working on their ulcers, nervous breakdowns, and hopefully are aging three times faster than normal, to serve this odious carbuncle and his un- American agenda -- priceless.

But the stakes are too high to dwell on those thoughts for long.  That a 70- year- old man is so emotionally ... weak that he needs to be reassured constantly, is beyond shocking. To restate the obvious, he's not well.

This can't go on for four years.

* h/t Quinn Cummings.

(Image: freethinker.co.uk)

Friday, January 13, 2017

Giant Toddler Trump About To Take A Ride


The New Yorker magazine has a cover ready for the inauguration of the Giant Toddler* (see gif version here):



The artist notes:
“Every so often, you hear stories on the news about a toddler who somehow manages to start the family car and drive the vehicle across town, where the law finally apprehends him—and it’s almost always a him—before too much damage has taken place,” Barry Blitt, the artist behind this week’s cover, says. “As to why this would come to mind on the week of our new President’s Inauguration... I have no idea!”
BTW, that looks like it might be a Kortezh the Giant Toddler's "driving."

 *h/t Quinn Cummings.

Friday, January 6, 2017

Tweets Of The Day - Adult Supervision Needed


This is the attention- deficit, narcissistic child that'll be installed as the 45th (un)president two weeks from today. (Don't forget to thank a Trump voter!)

More reactions here.

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Giant Toddler* Trump Quotes 16-Year-Old's Claim Of Voter Fraud


Neo- fascist man- baby Donald "Rump" Trump has found an age- appropriate, emotional soulmate to bash CNN's Jeff Zeleny and help advance his risible, corrosive claim of widespread voter fraud -- a 16- year- old Tweeter (@Filibuster):



This appalling, unstable sociopath is a little under 2 months away from becoming Commander in Chief and getting the nuclear codes. It's hard to know what to say at this point. (h/t The Hill)

* h/t Quinn Cummmings.

Saturday, September 17, 2016

Presidential!


There are countless millions of middle school boys who are more mature and self- controlled than the neo- fascist toddler Donald "Rump" Trump:










The guy's a combination Abraham Lincoln/ Franklin D. Roosevelt, no?

Thursday, August 4, 2016

Today's Cartoon - That Baby Needs To Be Changed


(click on image to enlarge)



(Tom Toles, one great Washington Post Bezos Bugle)

As the meltdown continues in the "campaign" of neo- fascist Donald "Rump" Trump, panicked cowards in the Republican/ New Confederate/ Stupid/ Shooter's Party are reportedly going to try to stage an "intervention" to get their sociopathic narcissist candidate to ... pivot?  change?  reboot? When is the reality going to set in with these fools that they're stuck with a reckless ignoramus with no impulse control?

This is the reality:

Thursday, July 7, 2016

Tweets Of The Day - Potty Mouth Training (UPDATED)




UPDATE:  Guess the giant toddler didn't listen.

Sunday, February 28, 2016

They Said It! Sixth Grade Playground Edition


Following the Lincoln- Douglas  Republican debate sh*t show last week, front- runner neo-fascist Donald "Rump" Trump and his closest rival Sen. Marco "Roboto" Rubio have been going at each other with ever more puerile taunts.  It boggles some minds that these two and universally despised lying crackpot Sen. "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz are getting a combined 70% of the vote in the Republican/ New Confederate/ Stupid/ Shooter's Party.  Not us.

Anyway, here's a sampling of some of the latest deep thinking and high minded discourse from these top Republicans (our emphasis throughout):
"Thank God he has really large ears, the biggest ears I've ever seen," Trump added, "because they were protecting him."

He also said of Rubio: "I have never seen any human being sweat like this guy."

Trump continued to rail against Rubio at length in his speech. Trump, who vowed Friday to "open up" libel laws to make it easier for public figures to sue the media for besmirching their records, expanded the idea to politicians like Rubio.

"I listen to this light, little nothing say, 'Trump's a con man,'" he said of Rubio. "Isn't it a disgrace? I mean, seriously. It really is — maybe we'll make the libel laws also so we can sue lying politicians."
Rump was responding to "light, little nothing" Rubio saying this about his debate appearance:
"First, he had this little makeup thing, applying makeup around his mustache, because he had one of those sweat mustaches," Rubio said.
Rubio also went after Trump at campaign stops on Saturday, wondering why "a guy with the worst spray tan in America" was attacking him for putting on makeup at debates.
The senator continued mocking Trump's appearance.
"Trump likes to sue people," Rubio said. "He should sue whoever did that to his face."
A day earlier Roboto said Rump "wet his pants" during the "debate" sh*t show. 

"Oh, yeah!  Well so's your momma!"  "I'm rubber, you're glue; your words bounce off me and stick to you!"  Fight behind the auditorium after school!

Again, imagine in your worst nightmare any of these chumps sitting in the Oval Office, once occupied by the likes of Abraham Lincoln and Franklin D. Roosevelt.  Meanwhile, the civilized world can only watch and wonder what the hell happened to America.

Oh, and entertaining as this is to a point, these developmentally delayed thugs should leave the insults to bloggers like us -- we're not running for President of the United States, after all.