....Says Mr. Bouncy Bounce

The right-wing hate machine has been in a state of high dudgeon over rising Dem star and bane of dessicated white people Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (ACO) even before she took her seat in Congress. Porcine blowhard and Trump's superior Rush "Limpballs" Limbaugh took a shot at her on his radio waste treatment plant, and came up with this brilliance about ACO (after approvingly quoting CNN hack and Beltway media doofus Chris "The Lizard" Cilliza):

"Because I'm telling you, I predicted this, that the Democrat leadership is not hip to this young, bunch of millennials pouring in here and some of these other radicals. They're not hip to it, I mean they run that party and they run the American left, and they're not going to let some young uppity come in here and upset the apple cart."

First of all, "hip?" The '60s called and they want their terminology back. Second, "uppity" is racist language for any minority member who succeeds in America, despite the best efforts of racists like Limpballs. Limpballs also used the term when referring to President Obama (and Michelle).

This is part of a very long pattern with Limpballs, who's currently married to his fourth wife and who never met a female adversary that he didn't try to slime. When he defamed Georgetown law student Sandra Fluke as a "slut" for advocating insurance coverage for contraceptives in 2012, advertisers fled his program. Sadly, with the hourly vomitus of crude, misogynist and outrageous remarks coming out of the current occupant of the Oval Office, Limpballs doesn't stand out as much. Except when he bounces.

(image: Or, Mr. Uppity Downity)

Ladies' Man Quote of the Day

"I'm sorry, Mrs. Obama, but God made me a man, and as such I can't help noticing a woman who I think is attractive. And I'll be damned if I'm going to shut up and not tell her so." -- Hate radio's porcine sack of bile Rush "Limpballs" Limbaugh, ranting on his show about he should feel free to comment on a woman's appearance, because, as Limpballs said in a vast overstatement, "God made me a man*." If you can decipher the rant, it's largely his fantasy about how Michelle Obama's destroying 'Murica by condemning sexual harassment, because as we all know, Limpballs' overtures to women are always welcomed. Particularly the underage girls he allegedly paid for sex in third world countries after consuming quantities of Viagra and Oxycontin.

(photo: *God got the wires crossed when he made Limpballs)

Rethuglican War on Women: Woman-on-Woman Dept.

Today's entry to the bulging file labeled "Rethuglican War on Women" is this woman-on-woman action:

"Before arriving at the state GOP’s spring convention here, Celeste Greig told this newspaper that pregnancies by rape are rare 'because it’s an act of violence, because the body is traumatized.'

"Greig is the president of the conservative California Republican Assembly, the state’s oldest and largest GOP volunteer organization. Ronald Reagan once called it 'the conscience of the Republican Party.'” (our emphasis)

Well, yes, we certainly would agree that Ms. Greig's views  represent the "conscience" - - or lack thereof -- of the Republican Party!  Continue to channel the unlamented Todd Akin and Richard Mourdoch, Rethugs!

But, on a happier note, we have this item demonstrating that, yes, there are consequences to waging war on over half the American population:

"One year out from the attacks on [Georgetown law student Sandra] Fluke, we see that [Oxycontin Rush] Limbaugh's business model is not just bad for business, it's breaking talk radio. "

Couldn't happen to a better worse bunch of knuckle-draggers.

UPDATE:  In all fairness, you occasionally have a "Democrat" behaving badly.  Sometimes, misogyny crosses political boundaries.

Limpballs' Self-Diagnosis

Right wing hate radio blowhard Rush "Pills" Limpballs has a novel theory about why his male sex organ is so small: it's the influence of feminists.

For someone who hasn't seen his tiny "equipment" in many years due to his overhanging belly, Limpballs has a right to be upset, but he should refocus his theory on the pharmacopeia of drugs he's ingested for years.

Also, there's "a lover, not a hater" angle for Limpballs' condition: if the size of his "equipment" is in inverse proportion to the hate he spews, a magnifying glass may be in order.

Porcine Pedophile Alert

Trying to enlist wingnut women to his misogynist cause, hate radio poo-flinger Rush Limpballs has a new gimmick: get them to go on Facebook and call themselves "RushBabes." Setting aside the question of what woman on earth would want to be this porcine clown's "babe," the Pig Man added a new twist when he fielded a call from a 14 year old Idaho girl:

"CALLER: Hi, Rush. Yeah, my name is Katie, and I'm 14, and I'm not sure if I qualify to be a Rush baby or a Rush babe. What do you think?

LIMBAUGH: You're 14? (Ed. - Can you hear the heavy breathing?)

CALLER: I'm 14.

LIMBAUGH: You're four-- you're both. You are Rush baby and a Rush babe both. We'll count you both.

(We'll take a break here so that you can wash your ears with disinfectant).

Should local police be notified when he's in town? You be the judge.

Pig Man Backs Down

Porcine pill popper Rush "Limpballs" Limbaugh has had a rough 3 days. Since his verbal assault on Georgetown law student Sandra Fluke, his hate radio show has shed advertisers and all but the most loathsome, frothing right-wingers have disavowed his misogynist comments. Somehow, though, the message got through to him that his culture war on women was hurting the two things he loves most: his Rethuglican Party and his fat wallet. So, Limpballs has done what his lawyers told him needed to be done to stanch the bleeding, issuing an "apology" cum rationalization:

"For over 20 years, I have illustrated the absurd with absurdity, three hours a day, five days a week. In this instance, I chose the wrong words in my analogy of the situation. I did not mean a personal attack on Ms. Fluke... [eliminating the rationalization here]

"My choice of words was not the best, and in the attempt to be humorous [to be humorous? liar!], I created a national stir. I sincerely apologize to Ms. Fluke for the insulting word choices."

Let's see. He spent 3 days trashing Ms. Fluke, then says all his hateful language was just Rush trying to be his hilarious self. Riiiight! Regular Limpballs listeners needn't worry, though. Limpballs will be back offending common decency again at the soonest opportunity. But we certainly hope Ms. Fluke takes Pig Man to court for slander and wins. As someone who has made an enormous contribution to driving the level of political speech into the gutter over the past 30 years, Pig Man deserves whatever justice can be meted out.

(Image: "Oink. I was just trying to be humorous!")

Oink

It's hard to be shocked anymore at the garbage that comes out of the mouth of hate radio king and Rethuglican philosopher Rush "Pills" Limpballs. But over the past few days, the porcine pill-popper descended to a new low when he attacked Georgetown law student Sandra Fluke for her Congressional testimony in support of womens' reproductive health. Referring to her as a "slut" and "prostitute," the Pig Man said:

"If we are going to pay for your contraceptives, and thus pay for you to have sex, we want something for it, and I'll tell you what it is. We want you to post the videos online so we can all watch."

Watching videos of a young woman having sex would no doubt please the Pig Man, who is famous for returning from a Dominican Republic sex tour a few years ago with lots of Viagra not prescribed to him. He's on, what, his fourth wife? And no children? Maybe his multiple wives have taken one look at him in the buff (mfff, sorry, threw up in my mouth) and decided to hold an aspirin between their knees. No other contraception needed.

It's hard to imagine this sick f*ck going lower, but he keeps shoveling in the sewer so there's no telling how far down he'll go.

UPDATE: The advertisers are starting to leave the Pig Man's radio show; also, President Obama, to his great credit, called Sandra Fluke today to thank her for speaking up and to say her parents should be proud of her. White House Press Secretary Jay Carney, speaking for the President, called Limpballs' remarks "reprehensible" and "crude."