Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Wingnut Militias Rise After 2014 Fed Backdown


According to a report released yesterday by the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC), right-wing extremist militia groups grew a shocking 37% just from 2014 to 2015 (202 identified groups to 276). Not surprisingly, the number of right-wing militias rocketed after President Obama's election to 334 in 2011, before declining.  However, the 2014 standoff with Federal officials at the Bundy Klan ranch apparently encouraged the extremists to organize and initiate new extremist anti-Government actions. According to the director for the SPLC's Intelligence Project:
“We believe these armed extremists have been emboldened by what they saw as a clear victory at the Cliven Bundy ranch and the fact that no one was held accountable for taking up arms against agents of the federal government...When the federal government was stopped from enforcing the law at gunpoint, it energized the entire movement. The fact is, Bundy is still a free man and has not paid the money he owes to the federal government – and the militiamen who aimed rifles at federal agents have gotten away with it.” (emphasis added)
These wingnut "militia" have learned that taking up arms against the Federal Government apparently has no cost…yet.  It's a dangerous assumption, but they're "heroes" in their own paranoid and narcissistic comic book minds so they won't be dissuaded easily, if at all.

Meet One Of The Tumbleweed Terrorists (UPDATED)


Here's one of the tumbleweed terrorists camped out at the Malheur wildlife refuge in Oregon.  He identified himself as "Capt. Moroni."  Though he clearly wanted to associate himself with the "prophet warrior" angel "Moroni" from the Mormon faith, our guess is it's more likely someone just forgot to drop the "i" or add the "c."


Yes, "Capt. Moron" -- much more fitting. (We suspect it's actually Blaine Cooper, described by Robert Bateman here.)

After some in the Bundy Klan claimed they were following Mormon scripture in seizing the facility, the Mormon Church (LDS) condemned their action in no uncertain terms:
"While the disagreement occurring in Oregon about the use of federal lands is not a church matter," the church said in a statement, "church leaders strongly condemn the armed seizure of the facility and are deeply troubled by the reports that those who have seized the facility suggest that they are doing so based on scriptural principles. This armed occupation can in no way be justified on a scriptural basis. We are privileged to live in a nation where conflicts with government or private groups can — and should — be settled using peaceful means, according to the laws of the land."
As with their "interpretation" of the U.S. Constitution, they can't even get their own religious teachings right.

UPDATE:  Just when we were getting fond of our "tumbleweed terrorists" moniker, Albert Burneko at Deadspin makes a good argument why they shouldn't be called "terrorists,"  and we're inclined to agree:
Here is the thing. These men are not frightening. They are jamokes. They are exactly jamokes. Their guns, on the other hand, are very frightening—for precisely and entirely the same reason and to absolutely the same degree that those same guns would be frightening in the hands of toddlers. Not because the people holding those guns are serious, but because the people holding those guns are not serious.

This, my good buddies, is the entire American pro-gun argument made (embarrassing, oh my God so fucking embarrassing) flesh. A big scary gun lends a degree of real power even to the variety of sad, corny-ass loser who invades and occupies what is essentially a fancy birdhouse in the name of ending tyranny. That is the whole reason to have a big scary gun. Not as a safeguard against home invaders or the totalitarian state, but as a safeguard against a clear-eyed reckoning with plain reality. A gun is—or at least these jamokes hope it is—a Get Out Of Getting Laughed At Free card. When you call these horse’s asses “terrorists,” you are not only dignifying their ridiculous, impotent actions, you are doing them the biggest favor for which they can hope(our emphasis)
There's a lot more at the link worth reading.

(Photo:  Amanda Peacher Twitter, via Raw Story)

Today's Cartoon Twofer - Tumbleweed Terrorists


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(Mike Luckovich, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution)

 
(Tom Toles, the once great Washington Post Bezos Bugle)

BONUS:  Harney County Sheriff David Ward to the domestic terrorists:
"You said you were here to help the citizens of Harney County.  That help ended when a peaceful protest became an armed and unlawful protest... It is time for you to leave our community.  Go home, be with your own families and end this peacefully."

Monday, January 4, 2016

Dangerous Nonsense Quote of the Day


"These are men with guns who have declared themselves outside the law. These are men with guns who have taken something that belongs to all of us. These are traitors and thieves who got away with this dangerous nonsense once, and have been encouraged to get away with it again, and they draw their inspiration not solely from the wilder fringes of our politics, either. Ammon Bundy and his brothers should have been thrown in jail after they gathered themselves in rebellion the first time."(emphasis added) -- Esquire.com's Charles P. Pierce on the sagebrush moocher rebellion in Oregon, where armed Vanilla ISIS goons, led by the seditious Bundy Klan, have occupied a Federal facility in a bird sanctuary.

These lowlife militia types were emboldened by the soft response by law enforcement at the Bundy ranch nearly two years ago. They're cut from the same cloth as Oklahoma City right-wing terrorist bomber Timothy McVeigh, and need to be stopped now before more innocent lives are lost.

UPDATE:  Charlie's colleague Robert Bateman has some background on three of the heroes deranged lowlifes who liberated the Alamo Malheur wildlife refuge headquarters..

Today's Cartoon - Loons!


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(Clay Jones, www.claytoonz.com)

See below.

Far-Right Sagebrush Moocher Terrorist Standoff Continues; Media Cowers


As the standoff with the insurrectionists in Oregon continues, the "mainstream" media continues to have difficulty coming out and labeling these armed, traitorous yokels as just that.  Paul Farhi at the once great Washington Post Bezos Bugle gives an insider look at why this major news outlet is struggling with what is plain for all to see:
Scott Wilson, The Washington Post’s national editor, said the paper is using the terms “occupiers” and “militia members” when those involved identify themselves that way.
“We believe these terms most precisely describe what is taking place, the tactics being used and those involved,” he said. “Further, terrorism is a tactic meant to instill fear in a population or group. In this case, the occupiers, though armed, are not terrorizing, but rather occupying a government building in protest or solidarity.”    [snip]                         
Fox News, on its website, noted that the protest was touched off by the sentencing of the Hammonds, which it said “touched a nerve with far right groups who repudiate federal authority.”
The New York Times also said that Cliven Bundy “previously galvanized conservative critics” with his stand against federal authorities.
The Post noted all this background but avoided using the terms “conservative” or “right wing” to describe the occupiers. Wilson, the national editor, said the paper will “likely try to avoid [such labels] unless we have evidence to support one of those characterizations.”
Great Caesar's Ghost!  When even Fox "News" website is referring to these criminals as "far right groups," we think it might be time for Scott Wilson to put on his big boy pants and act like something other than a cowering wordsmith. Until then, he's a damn fool.

Meanwhile, Janell Ross, who writes on race, gender, immigration and inequality at the Bezos Bugle, has this take on media outlets using delicate terms to describe the takeover and the insurrectionists:
Not one seemed to lean toward terms such as "insurrection," "revolt," anti-government "insurgents" or, as some on social media were calling them, "terrorists." When a group of unknown size and unknown firepower has taken over any federal building with plans and possibly some equipment to aid a years-long occupation — and when its representative tells reporters that they would prefer to avoid violence but are prepared to die — the kind of almost-uniform delicacy and the limits on the language used to describe the people involved becomes noteworthy itself.
It is hard to imagine that none of the words mentioned above — particularly "insurrection" or "revolt" — would be avoided if, for instance, a group of armed black Americans took possession of a federal or state courthouse to protest the police. Black Americans outraged about the death of a 12-year-old boy at the hands of police or concerned about the absence of a conviction in the George Zimmerman case have been frequently and inaccurately lumped in with criminals and looters, described as "thugs," or marauding wolf packs where drugs are, according to CNN's Don Lemon, "obviously" in use.  [snip]
Deliberate language choices are always a wise and reasonable move. That is especially true when telling stories of conflict with government and political protests. But the incredibly limited and relatively soft range of words in wide use Sunday seems to extend beyond all of that. The descriptions of events in Oregon appear to reflect the usual shape of our collective assumptions about the relationship between race and guilt — or religion and violent extremism — in the United States.
This is a serious and potentially deadly situation, and it does no good for the media to soft- soap what's going on.  Right there, in the Bugle's front page story is the assessment of someone in authority on the front line in Oregon, Harney County Sheriff David M. Ward.  Perhaps the delicate souls in the media could use his help to accurately describe what's going on there:
“These men came to Harney County claiming to be part of militia groups supporting local ranchers,” Ward said in a statement Sunday. “When in reality these men had alternative motives, to attempt to overthrow the county and federal government in hopes to spark a movement across the United States.”
BONUS:  Here are some more useful tags for the sagebrush moocher terrorists (a lot more have been suggested since):

Sunday, January 3, 2016

They Said It! (Cont.)


Here's the latest installment in our on-going feature capturing the sniping among Republican "presidential" candidates.  Wallow in the schadenfreude!

"Snarly" Carly Fiorina on Sen. "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz:
"Ted Cruz is just like any other politician," Fiorina told [CNN's Dana] Bash. "He says one thing in Manhattan, he says another thing in Iowa."
"He says whatever he needs to say to get elected, and then he's going to do as he pleases," she insisted. "I think the American people are tired of the political class that promises much and delivers much of the same."
Sen. "Ayn" Rand Paul on Sen. "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz and Sen. Marco "Glug Glug" Rubio:
Sen. "Ayn" Rand Paul on Donald "Rump" Trump:




Snarly's Fumble


Sinking Rethuglican candidate and corporate job destroyer "Snarly" Carly Fiorina isn't going anywhere in the Presidential sweepstakes, but that's not stopping her from some good old fashioned political pandering just weeks away from the Iowa caucus.  When her alma mater Stanford played Iowa in the Rose Bowl, Snarly Carly turned her back on her school, and instead tweeted her support of Iowa, who ended up losing badly to Stanford. It also prompted a mocking Twitter hashtag, "CarlyCurse".

These days, one risks bodily injury in standing between a desperate Snarly Carly and an Iowa voter or two (which is roughly the number of caucus votes she's likely to get), but this pander was so sophomoric as to be gag-inducing, much like Snarly Carly herself.

Far-Right Sagebrush Moocher Terrorists Seize Federal Building (UPDATED)


The locoweed spawn of sagebrush moocher Cliven "Hoof" Bundy are back doing the only thing they know how to do:  engaging in armed insurrection.
BURNS, Ore. (AP) — A protest in support of Oregon ranchers facing jail time for arson was followed by an occupation of a building at a national wildlife refuge led by members of a family previously involved in a showdown with the federal government.

Ammon Bundy — the son of Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy, who was involved in a standoff with the government over grazing rights — told The Oregonian on Saturday that he and two of his brothers were among a group of dozens of people occupying the headquarters of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge.

Ammon Bundy posted a video on his Facebook page asking for militia members to come help him. He said "this is not a time to stand down. It's a time to stand up and come to Harney County," where Burns is located. Below the video is this statement: "(asterisk)(asterisk)ALL PATRIOTS ITS TIME TO STAND UP NOT STAND DOWN!!! WE NEED YOUR HELP!!! COME PREPARED."  [snip]

Bundy said the group planned to stay at the refuge indefinitely. "We're planning on staying here for years, absolutely," Ammon Bundy said. "This is not a decision we've made at the last minute."
We still subscribe to Rick Perlstein's observation made after last year's standoff with the seditious Bundy Klan and its right- wing militia supporters, and the government's reaction at the time:
Here is a truth so fundamental that it should be self-evident: When legitimately constituted state authority stands down in the face of armed threats, the very foundation of the republic is in danger. And yet that is exactly what happened at Cliven Bundy’s Nevada ranch this spring: An alleged criminal defeated the cops, because the forces of lawlessness came at them with guns...
Let's hope that a lesson has been learned from that episode of intimidation:  you don't back down to bullies and crackpots who think they're above the law;  you stand up, just like George Washington did 225 years ago.  Anything less is encouraging ever more outrageous acts of sedition.

UPDATE:  Exactly --

UPDATE II: Clowns at the Associated Press initially described the armed, threat-hurling moocher militia siege as "peaceful." That's like describing AP as "intelligent."  ABC, too.  New York Effing Times, too.  Our broken media on display.

UPDATE III:   Charles P. Pierce speaks truth.

Sunday Cartoon - Problems


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(Tom Toles, once great Washington Post Bezos Bugle)

Saturday, January 2, 2016

With Chris Christie, Familiarity Breeds Contempt


Gov. Chris "Krispykreme" Christie (R-Toast) is another Republican "presidential" candidate occupying the so- called "establishment" Republican lane (where, we hope, he's displaying the "Wide Load" sign on his caboose).  He's challenging front- runners Donald "Rump" Trump, Sen. "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz and Sen. Marco "Glug Glug" Rubio in New Hampshire, aided by the endorsement of the state's long- time wingnut propaganda rag, the Union Leader.  Lucky for Krispykreme New Hampshire Republicans haven't had the privilege of his stewardship, because
New Jerseyans, it seems, positively hate the job he’s doing for the state.
On Sunday, our @issue section featured our own annual gubernatorial report card on Christie, as well as the results of a reader survey conducted by the Asbury Park Press, our sister paper, as well as this newspaper. He received little more than Cs and Ds from us on a variety of issues, and he flunked in a few areas for 2015, when he has essentially checked out to run for President.
But from the readers’ perspective, we were generous. More than 1,300 people responded and they found Christie to be a failure across the board, the majority giving him Fs in every policy area. It is a remarkably negative assessment that also reflects recent polling that shows Christie’s approval rates in the state at all-time lows[snip]

He’s been a disaster on the environment. He took the easy way selling out to ExxonMobil on a pollution settlement, and bowing to corporate powers on pipeline proposals. He’s done nothing about transportation funding and has been embarrassingly weak on gun control. On education he has been far too focused on criticizing public schools that consistently rank as among the best in the nation.  [snip]
Christie is trying to convince a national audience that he’s the right man to lead the country and become one of the most powerful people in the world. Yet his own home state mostly hates his performance as governor. There’s no way to turn that reality into a point in his favor.   (our emphasis)
Another of the Serious- Pundit- deemed "deep bench" of "qualified and talented" Republican charlatans crooks demagogues failures candidates!

(Photo:  "'Wide Load' -- haha, I get it!  Hey, that's a nice bridge you got there; shame if anything happened to it.")

Tweet, Countertweets


Here's anti-tax libertarian neckbeard Grover "Drown Government In A Bathtub" Norquist on President Obama's plans to address gun violence:


Here's a response from John Sheehan:
And Jeet Heer's fact check:


And, as a bonus, Bob Schooley's overall take on the neckbeard's "Burning Man" utopia:


For the neckbeard, the only thing missing in that last image is that the two aren't packing AR-15's.

Marco Rubio Haz Policies On "Other Things" (Spoiler Alert: They're Not Good)


Desperate for an "establishment" Republican to act as a bulwark against rampaging loons Donald "Rump" Trump and Sen. "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz, hacks like former Bush speechwriter and very Moderate Republican Michael "Mushroom Cloud" Gerson are casting about for a savior and given precious air time on PBS of all places:
MICHAEL GERSON: I will tell you one hopeful issue for 2016.

With the right lineup, with, say, President Rubio and Speaker Ryan, both of them have tried, from the Republican side, to engage the issue of poverty. Paul Ryan has traveled the country looking at examples of community-based efforts. Rubio has put out serious policy on EITC and other things
(our emphasis)
Ah, yes, hep generation gusano Sen. Marco "Glug Glug" Rubio (R-MIAmi), "establishment" Republican hopeful has "serious" policies on..." other things."  Let's hear what those glorious "other things" might be (via No More Mister Nice Blog):
This is a man who has a lifetime ACU [American Conservative Union] rating of 98 out of 100. A man who hasa perfect rating from the NRA in the U.S. Senate. A man who earned scores of 100 in 2014, 100 in 2013, 71 in 2012, and 100 in 2011 from the Family Research Council. A “Taxpayer Super Hero” with a lifetime rating of 95 from Citizens Against Government Waste. A man Club for Growth president David McIntosh called “a complete pro-growth, free-market, limited-government conservative.” ...

Rubio’s the guy who earned a 100 from National Right to Life in two straight cycles, and a zero rating from NARAL. He supports an abortion ban after 20 weeks, opposes exceptions for rape and incest (although he’s voted for legislation that includes those exceptions), and opposes embryonic stem-cell research....

Rubio opposes gay marriage and has said that “we are at the water’s edge of the argument that mainstream Christian teaching is hate speech. Today we’ve reached the point in our society where if you do not support same-sex marriage you are labeled a homophobe and a hater.” He recorded robo-calls for the National Organization for Marriage....
He wants to raise the retirement age for those under 55....
Rubio opposes raising the minimum wage....
Not to mention, there's no war he's not in favor of.   (And a murderous, felonious in- law he's willing to vouch for.)  He seems like just the candidate to lead us into the 21st Century 19th Century!

So clearly, judging from the list above, he's an "establishment" Republican.  The only surprise is that there are still people who think that means anything but straight- up reactionary crackpot.

(Image:  We can just picture him in the Oval Office.)

Friday, January 1, 2016

Trump Stars In Terrorist Recruitment Video (UPDATED)


Well well well.  Looks like Hillary Clinton was, at the very least, prescient about fartbag Donald "Rump" Trump being an important recruitment tool for Islamic terrorist groups (much to the "consternation" of Fox "News" and the rest of Wingnut World):
Presidential candidate Donald Trump is featured in a new recruitment video from the terrorist group Al-Shabab, according to numerous experts. Evan Kohlmann, analyst with NBC News and Chief R&D Officer for the private intelligence firm FlashPoint was one of the first to identify the new video:

Al-Shabab is an “an al-Qaeda-linked militant group based in Somalia.” It is best known for its deadly attack on a mall in Kenya in September 2003. Kohlmann, however, says Trump appearance in the video signifies his larger utility for the broader jihadist movement.
That "utility," of course, is Trump as jihadist recruiter.  But Trump is simply the biggest hot air balloon in the Republican "presidential" field;   similar Islamophobic statements have been made by all the other clowns in the Republican candidate clown car bus.  Maybe they'll be getting a cameo in a future video.  Well done (for the jihadists)!

UPDATE:  In his inimitable style, Andy Borowitz gets us to laugh about this.

Happy 2016 Weekend Song


Continuing on our Australian musician jag, this is a song suggested by our Silver Spring bureau chief Brian (who's missing his traveling wife) performed by the up- and- coming indy rock artist Courtney Barnett.  This is "An Illustration of Loneliness" from her debut album, released in March 2105.  Blogging will be light today, as you might expect.  Enjoy family and friends!