Showing posts with label Rethug politics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rethug politics. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Bipartisanship? DREAM On!


We've noted for some time how it's part of Rethuglican DNA to oppose any measures on the economy, energy, immigration, etc., that would redound positively to President Obama. Basically, they're in it to sabotage the government's ability to serve the people in the hopes (somewhat successful to date) of convincing low-information voters that "it's all Obama's fault," and it's time to give the keys back to the social and economic Darwinists who got us into the mess we're in.

Ezra Klein has an article in today's Kaplan Daily demonstrating how the Rethuglican/ New Confederate Party won't take "yes" for an answer, if it involves partnering with the Obama Administration or Democrats.
"As Democrats learned during the DREAM Act’s first decade in existence, proposing policies that Republicans have previously proposed doesn’t work. Since 2009, Democrats have sought to find middle ground with a health-care plan based around an individual mandate (which Republican Sen. John Chafee first introduced into the Senate in the 1990s), a cap-and-trade plan to reduce carbon emissions (which Republican Senator John McCain introduced into the Senate in 2003), and tax-cut based stimulus plans (which President George W. Bush signed in 2008). No go.

"Backing policies that Republicans currently support hasn’t proven much more effective. When Obama put his weight behind legislation to create a bipartisan deficit-reduction commission, a number of the Republicans who supported that bill, including Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell, flipped to oppose it.

"Obama then created the Simpson-Bowles commission through an executive order. After it finished, Republicans lashed Obama for being cool in his initial reaction to the Simpson-Bowles deficit-reduction plan (which Republicans also didn’t support). So, when the Senate’s bipartisan Gang of Six proposed their version of the Simpson-Bowles plan, Obama gave an enthusiastic press conference calling the plan “good news” and signaling that he would sign it. A 'Senate Republican leadership aide' promptly e-mailed Politico’s Mike Allen to say, 'Background guidance: The president killed any chance of its success by 1) Embracing it. 2) Hailing the fact that it increases taxes. 3) Saying it mirrors his own plan.'

"As for simply acting on his own, that’s what the president tried to do with Rubio’s DREAM-lite, and Republicans quickly attacked him for making bipartisan cooperation on the issue harder, and now Rubio might not release his legislation at all.

"To recap: When Democrats endorse ideas Republican pioneered, that doesn’t lead to bipartisanship. When they endorse ideas Republicans currently support, that doesn’t lead to bipartisanship. And when they act on their own, that’s too partisan."

It's easy to explain if you put it all in the context of Rethuglican Senate Minority Leader and turtle-impersonator Mitch "Missy" McConnell, who said long ago the Rethugs number one priority was to defeat President Obama. We think that's called "Party Over Country."

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Someone Needs Caller I.D.


Anyone following Wisconsin politics knows that Gov. Scott "Too Much Johnnie" Walker (Trog-WI) is beholden to the extreme right-wing Koch Brothers for his political success. The Koch (they pronounce it "coke" but we think "cock" is more a propos) Brothers are well-known as big time funders of the tea party movement, climate change deniers, and anyone else with a reactionary agenda.

Enter the on-line newspaper "Buffalo Beast," and more specifically editor Ian Murphy. Murphy, being the enterprising journalist he is, had been trying to contact Gov. Union Buster but had been unable to get past his Praetorian Guard. So, he figured the person most likely to get a phone chat with Gov. Dip Stick would be his patron, David Koch. Blimey if the Guvner didn't take the call and, well... HuffPo has the tapes and transcripts, go over and have a chuckle (or weep a little, as the case may be)!

(Photo: "Bartender: a little "Too Much Johnnie" Walker and Koch, please!")

Saturday, September 25, 2010

"Banana Republic Here We Come"

Paul Krugman talks about what happens when one political party will say anything to gain power: hello, banana republic! In our own modest way, we will be addressing "consequences" in the lead up to the election in a future blog (contain your excitement, please!).

Monday, January 11, 2010

"Tea for... What!?!?"


Seems like the tea bagger convention scheduled for early February in Nashville is turning off many of its tea baggin' grass(astroturf)rooters. As TPM reports, many of the original numbnuts that formed the movement won't be attending the event, which will feature Winky You Betcha (Fux's newest hire) and Michele "I See Commies" Bachmann, due to the steep $549 price of admission and the nagging feeling that, just maybe, the Rethugs were hijacking the movement ("Call for Tin Man Steele!"). If Winky wasn't charging a reported $100,000 speaking fee, they maybe could have brought down the admission fee to a level a few more of the tea baggers not named Dick Armey could afford.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Winky's Followers Target Mittens -- Literally


We love it when the Rethugs start to circle the wagons and begin firing inward. The latest example is a video from Winky's militia, taking, um, a shot at Willard/Mutt/Muff/Mittens Romney, presumably in retaliation for Mittens' dig at Winky over the weekend. Don't you love the way the wingnuts take the idea of assassination so lightly?

Oddly, the two of them are all surface and no substance - like the figures on the top of a wedding cake. A perfect match!

UPDATE: Speaking of circular firing squads, Senate Rethug leader Sen. Mitch "Missy" McConnell has his own fellow Kentucky Rethug Senator Bunning to worry about. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Photo: Winky, loaded for bore)

Friday, April 3, 2009

Coordinating Strategery, No Doubt


Item in today's "Reliable Source" (WaPo):

"Hey, Isn't That...?

Rupert Murdoch
dining with a flock of House Republicans -- Eric Cantor, Cathy McMorris, Tom Price, Adam Putnam -- at CityZen on Wednesday."

A "flock" of birdbrains. Yes, indeedy.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

"Minority Leader Limbaugh"


(Hackwhackers continues to pile on Limpballs! And why not? He's such a soft, marshmallowy target.)

For a fine analysis of the phenomenon that is Rush "Pills" Limpballs, David Plouffe has a great broadside in today's WaPo. Indeed, as Plouffe says, by following Dear Leader Rush with his strategy of hoping for failure, the Rethugs "may find out what it means for a political party to hit rock bottom." (Aside: They haven't already??)

Monday, February 23, 2009

An Ad Waiting to Happen


We hope the DNC is going to be putting ads up in States whose Rethug governors are posturing about declining their States' stimulus money. You know, the "true believers" like Bobby "Jingle" Jindal (LA), Haley "No Bail-y" Barbour (MS), and Mark "It's the Big One Lamont" Sanford (SC), all jockeying for the furthest right position for 2012.

Here's what we would say:

"Gov. [insert wingnut's name here] is declining recovery money meant for the people of [insert wingnut's State here]. This is federal money - your tax dollars - meant to help the people of [wingnut's State]. So what happens to your money? [Insert clips of Govs. Schwarzenegger, Crist, Granholm, et al, saying "I'll take their money!"].

"Gov. [insert wingnut's name here]: not doing what's right for the people of [wingnut's State]!"


Please note all come from Deep South, deep red states, many of whose population thinks the Civil War is still on. Even so, maybe a message like this might register.

(Photo: Gov. [insert Rethug governor's name here])