Thursday, August 3, 2023

Malignant Loser Returns To D.C. For Arraignment

 

Today, around 4 p.m., the Malignant Loser will be arraigned in the E. Barrett Prettyman Federal Court Building in Washington, D.C. on four felony counts related to his attempts to overturn the 2020 election and unlawfully seize power. His presence will require extraordinary police presence, given his habit of stirring up his violent and seditious cult of lawless goobers. Washington is prepared, as the Washington Post notes this morning:

"A federal courthouse near the foot of the U.S. Capitol was ringed with law enforcement Thursday, prepared to welcome Donald Trump back to a neighborhood where he rallied thousands of angry supporters toward the seat of government less than three years ago. But this time, he’ll come not as the president, but as a criminal defendant. [snip]

As of about 7:30 a.m. Thursday, police had closed D Street between 3rd and 6th Streets in Northwest, while dozens of officers stood on guard in the area. Tow trucks were removing parked cars, and trucks with plow blades were poised to form a barrier.

The U.S. Marshals Service has stepped up protection for judges assigned to the case, and metal bike rack barriers with yellow tape that bore the phrase 'U.S. Marshal Do Not Cross' were placed near the court’s entrance to control pedestrian traffic. At the federal courthouse overnight and in the early morning, nearly 100 journalists and spectators stood in line, waiting for a spot inside.

The D.C. Police Department said it was working with a host of federal agencies and anticipated 'rolling road closures and short-term traffic implications,' in addition to parking restrictions in the blocks surrounding the federal courthouse." (our emphasis)

Yesterday, Senate office buildings had to be cleared following a phoned-in active shooter threat that turned out to be false, no doubt an angry MAGAt's idea of a rehearsal for the future. With those buildings just a few blocks away, the Capitol police are also on high alert for a potential MAGAt assault, although if it's like the Manhattan arraignment on 34 counts of business fraud in April, few of his cultists will show.

Wednesday, August 2, 2023

Giuliani Uses The Sgt. Schultz Defense




One of the catch phrases of the old "Hogan's Heroes" TV comedy was buffoonish stalag guard Sgt. Schultz exclaiming "I know nothing" when confronted with his Allied prisoners' activities. Corrupt seditionist and scotch-soaked Trump consigliere Rudy "Toot Toot" Giuliani had a similar reaction after he read the detailed and devastating indictment of his cult leader regarding the attempted overthrow of our democracy after the 2020 election:

"Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani reacted to allegations that he was a co-conspirator in a recent indictment of former President Donald Trump related to Jan. 6.

'Well, let me give you my statement, because people want to know, you know, am I a conspirator number one, number two, number three, number four, number five?' Giuliani told the listeners of his Tuesday podcast. 'Well, first of all, if I'm a conspirator, I was a conspirator in performing completely illegal acts,' he said in an unfortunate flub of the word legal.

'I know nothing at all of any kind that's incriminating with regard to Donald Trump or anyone else,' he insisted." (our emphasis)

Abundant evidence in the indictment, where he's pretty clearly co-conspirator #1, shows that Giuliani indeed performed "completely illegal acts" as he said. Moreover, there are witnesses to his seditious and criminal behavior who will testify to that.

Special counsel Jack Smith may choose to indict the six co-conspirators in a different legal action, allowing the Malignant Loser's case to proceed separately without a gaggle of lawyers from the six filing endless motions in addition to the Malignant Loser's. Much will unfold as the weeks pass, starting with the Malignant Loser's arraignment in Federal District Court tomorrow in Washington, D.C.

BONUS:  Oh, and if the "Borat" scenes weren't evidence enough, Toot Toot is a dirty, filthy old man.


Today's Cartoons

 

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(John Deering, Arkansas Democrat-Gazette)

(Ann Telnaes, Washington Post)

(Rick McKee, caglecartoons.com)

(Clay Bennett, Chattanooga Times Free Press)

(Jeff Darcy, Cleveland Plain Dealer)

(Dave Whamond, caglecartoons.com)

(Rob Rogers, Counterpoint)

(Mike Luckovich, Atlanta Journal-Constitution)

(Lisa Benson, Counterpoint)

(Benjamin Slyngstad, @SlyngCartoons)


 (Jim Flanigan, jimflanigan.com)


QOTD II -- "A Bullet To The Groin"

 

"... In politics, sometimes you have to make enemies, but you always have to make friends. Tuberville doesn’t get that. And a man who’s lost his shirt in two ponzi schemes isn’t likely to learn from his mistakes.  [snip]

"We elected a day-trading, Florida-living, mediocre football coach to the U.S. Senate.

"The blame lands where the responsibility always was.

"We put the toddler in the room with the loose gun, and now we caught a bullet in the groin.

"This one’s on us." -- columnist Kyle Whitmire, scorching Alabama Republican/ White Nationalist Sen. Tommy "Dixie Dolt" Tuberville, for his bone- headed stunt holding up military promotions, which quite possibly led to Pentagon brass supporting President Biden's decision to halt the U.S. Space Command's move from Colorado to Alabama.  A self- inflicted wound by Alabama voters, who've wounded themselves plenty over the decades foolishly voting against their interests.


Tweets/ Xeets Of The Day

 

Special Counsel Smith's remarks on the Malignant Loser's January 6 coup plot indictment --

 

 

Weaponization --

 

 

 


Foiling the criminal --

 


 Michigan's election fraud expert --

 


Are the worms turning? --

 

 

 

... OTOH --

 

 

VP Harris' RSVP to Bootsie:  I'm not going to help you out of the hole you dug --

 

 

The Guns of August --

 

 

 

Mid-Week Songs

 

The most influential and enduring band to come out of San Francisco in the 1960s was the Grateful Dead, led by guitarist and lead singer Jerry Garcia.  Garcia, who died in 1995, would have celebrated his 81st birthday yesterday, so today we'll dedicate two of their most popular songs from his band's catalogue. Enjoy.


QOTD -- The Most Important Indictment

 

"Forget hush money payments to porn stars hidden as business expenses. Forget showing off classified documents about Iran attack plans to visitors, and then ordering the pool guy to erase the security tapes revealing that he was still holding onto documents that he had promised to return. Forget even corrupt attempts to interfere with election results in Georgia in 2020.

"The federal indictment just handed down by special counsel Jack Smith is not only the most important indictment by far of former President Donald Trump. It is perhaps the most important indictment ever handed down to safeguard American democracy and the rule of law in any U.S. court against anyone..." (our emphasis) -- Rick Hasen, leading off a column in Slate with an observation that should be obvious to all but the most benighted MAGAt and the Malignant Loser's in- for- a- dime- in- for- a- dollar  Christofascist enablers in Republican Party.  Filter out the "weaponization"/ Hunter Biden noise from the Malignant Loser's media apparatus and the likes of Squeaker McCarthy and the House coup caucus.  There will be a trial whose timing and rules will be set by a judge who's not a Malignant Loser whisperer.  According to one of the Malignant Loser's former counsels, there will only be about four hours of proof needed at trial from Special Counsel Jack Smith.  That tells us justice is finally coming, and not a moment too soon.

 

Jan. 6 Prosecution "Off to a Strong Start"

 

Randall Eliason, George Washington University law professor and former head of the fraud and corruption section of the U.S. Attorney's office for Washington D.C., details in his column in this morning's New York Times each of the four counts in Special Counsel Jack Smith's indictment of the Malignant Loser yesterday. For those wanting to see the charge of seditious conspiracy, Eliason believes that Smith has charged the Malignant Loser with the felonies that are more certain to produce convictions. He concludes his column with this:

"There will be those who say any case that does not charge Mr. Trump with insurrection or sedition is a whitewash that fails to hold him properly accountable. I think those critics are wrong. These charges will allow prosecutors to present the sweeping, multistate scheme to overturn the election, with all its different aspects, to the jury and the public. They are serious felony charges that carry hefty penalties.

Although it might have been psychologically gratifying to see Mr. Trump charged with sedition, the name of the legal charge is less important than the facts that will make up the government’s case.

This indictment presents detailed and overwhelming allegations. It reflects sound legal and tactical decisions that should allow the government to move quickly and put on a powerful case. The most significant prosecution of Mr. Trump is off to a strong start."  (our emphasis)

Please take time to read the indictment, here. As the other cases brought against the Malignant Loser, there will be opportunities for superseding indictments if new evidence of his crimes emerges. For now, we owe Jack Smith and his team of attorneys and investigators a world of thanks for bringing this indictment against the most dangerous threat to America's democracy. 


Tuesday, August 1, 2023

Today's Cartoons

 

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(Jeff Stahler, gocomics.com)


(Robert Ariail, Spartanburg Herald-Journal, SC)

(Mike Luckovich, Atlanta Journal-Constitution)

(Jeff Danziger, The Rutland Herald, VT)

(John Darkow, Columbia Missourian)

(John Deering, Arkansas Democrat-Gazette)

(Joel Pett, Tribune Content Agency)

(Jack Ohman, Tribune Content Agency)

(Bill Bramhall, New York Daily News)

(Clay Bennett, Chattanooga Times Free Press)

(Asher Perlman, @asherperlman)


Trump Indicted On Four Counts In January 6 Coup Case

 

From Associated Press, breaking news:

"Donald Trump was charged Tuesday in a Justice Department investigation into his efforts to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election in the run-up to the violent riot by his supporters at the U.S. Capitol.

The charges include conspiracy to defraud the United States government and witness tampering.

The indictment, the third criminal case brought against the former president as he seeks to reclaim the White House in 2024, follows a long-running federal investigation into schemes by Trump and his allies to subvert the peaceful transfer of power and keep him in office despite a decisive loss to Joe Biden."

The counts in the indictment are conspiracy to defraud the United States, conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding, obstruction of and attempt to obstruct an official proceeding, and conspiracy against civil rights.

The Malignant Loser received a target letter two weeks ago, and the grand jury in this case convened and voted the indictment against the twice impeached disgraced Malignant Loser. CNN reports that there are also six unindicted co-conspirators listed:

"Special Counsel Jack Smith included six unindicted and unnamed co-conspirators in his indictment against Donald Trump as part of the federal 2020 election subversion probe.  

Among the six are four unnamed attorneys who allegedly aided Trump in his effort to subvert the 2020 election results.

Also included is one unnamed Justice Department official who 'attempted to use the Justice Department to open sham election crime investigations and influence state legislatures with knowingly false claims of election fraud.'  

Smith also mentions an unnamed 'political consultant who helped implement a plan to submit fraudulent slates of presidential electors to obstruct the certification proceeding.'” 

That last "consultant" may well be corrupt, delusional Rudy "Toot Toot" Giuliani. The Malignant Loser has been summoned to appear before a magistrate on Thursday in Washington, D.C.

You can read the indictment here.


The Inconsistent Charlatan RFK Jr.



The Associated Press has a good analysis of dangerous crank RFK Jr.'s inconsistent statements and views as he challenges President Biden for the Democratic nomination. He's anti-vaxx, then he says he's not, and so on as AP notes:

"Democratic presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. rose to prominence during the COVID-19 pandemic because of his strident opposition to vaccines. Yet, he insists he’s not anti-vaccine. He has associated with influential people on the far right – including Tucker Carlson, Steve Bannon and Michael Flynn – to raise his profile. Yet, he portrays himself as a true Democrat inheriting the mantle of the Kennedy family.

As he challenges President Joe Biden, the stories he tells on the campaign trail about himself, his life’s work and what he stands for are often the opposite of what his record actually shows. [snip]

He has said he wants to 'reclaim' the Democratic Party, while aligning himself with far right figures who have worked to subvert American democracy. He touts his credentials as an environmentalist, yet pushes bitcoin — a cryptocurrency that requires massive amounts of electricity from supercomputers to generate new coins, prompting most environmental advocates to loudly oppose it.

And though he peppers his speeches, podcast appearances and campaign materials with invocations of the Democratic Party legacies of his uncle President John F. Kennedy and his father, Robert F. Kennedy, his relatives have distanced themselves from him and even denounced him.

'He’s trading in on Camelot, celebrity, conspiracy theories and conflict for personal gain and fame,' Jack Schlossberg, President Kennedy’s grandson, said of his cousin in an Instagram video in July. 'I’ve listened to him. I know him. I have no idea why anyone thinks he should be president. What I do know is, his candidacy is an embarrassment.'”  (our emphasis)

In particular, it's his embrace of the far-right leadership like Carlson, Bannon, Flynn, and the Malignant Loser himself, saying recently that's he's "proud" that the Malignant Loser likes him, that's deeply disturbing and disgusting. The article also notes that he's got a Republican-funded PAC behind him, "Heal the Divide Political Action Committee":

"The committee’s address is listed in the care of RTA Strategy, a campaign consulting firm that has been paid for its work to help elect Republicans including Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene and the former Georgia Senate candidate Herschel Walker.

The PAC’s treasurer, who works for RTA Strategy, is Jason Boles, a past donor to Trump and many other Republicans who includes “MAGA” and “AmericaFirst” in his bio on the platform X, formerly known as Twitter."  (our emphasis)

That quite some company he's keeping, and it should be made known far and wide that a vote for this misguided egotist is a vote to return the Malignant Loser to power.

(photo: Kennedy flanked by Trumpists Michael Flynn, left, and Roger Stone. Twitter/X)

 

Tweets / Xeets Of The Day


The Malignant Loser's legal bills are mounting, so he's calling in his chits --



His MAGAt movement can't quit him because they love his criminality -- 


Still using Ukraine for extortion and to benefit himself and his idol Putin --  



Garish lighted "X" sign axed -- 



What's that Musk-y smell? Hint, his t-shirt --  



Losing Space Command headquarters, obstructionist Tuberville is in the "find out" phase -- 

 


Authoritarian Netanyahu says quiet part out loud. Shame on him -- 


 

Rep. Ronny "Dr. Feelgood" Jackson detained by cops while "treating" 15 year-old girl -- 


The Republicans' Hunter Biden witch hunt is coming up with bupkis -- 

 


We accept all recruits, regardless of their height! --  


 

QOTD -- A Slam Dunk

 

"...The reality is, you know, there's probably only four hours' worth of trial proof that is involved in proving the new charges. You've got a couple of witnesses and some tapes, and they don't have any defense to it. It's not like they're going to have, you know, witnesses who say, well, don't believe what you see on the tapes or don't believe the, you know, telephone recordings that you hear or don't believe the emails that they sent. You know, you don't get to do that unless there's some reason to believe that they were manufactured and - of course, which there is not since they were received directly from the president - former president..." -- former Special Counsel for the Malignant Loser Ty Cobb, in an interview yesterday with NPR's Leila Fadel, discussing the impending indictment of his former boss for conspiring to stage a coup following the 2020 election.  We only play attorneys on this blog, but "four hours' worth of trial proof" in a form the average person can easily absorb = "a slam dunk" to us.  Unlike the classified documents trial, this will be tried in Washington, DC, likely in front of a judge whose nose isn't up the Malignant Loser's ass.

Indictment week!?!


"X" Sign Axed




When right-wing billionaire and maker of crashing cars Elon "Chief Twit" Musk decided to kill the little blue bird trademark for his social media platform and replace it with a cold, authoritarian-looking "X," he also had to replace the signage on its San Francisco headquarters. That didn't go down well with the local community, who strongly objected to its placement on the roof of the building and its flashing lights every night. The Washington Post has the story:

"Construction crews dismantled a giant “X” sign atop the downtown building where the company formerly known as the Twitter has its headquarters Monday, after residents here complained of a bright flashing light that disturbed them throughout the night.

'SHUT IT OFF!!' read one of two dozen complaints to the city’s Department of Building Inspection about the sign. 'It is currently flashing rapidly and extremely brightly. It is creating a massive nighttime nuisance and making it hard to sleep.'

Such is the latest chapter in Elon Musk’s chaotic rebrand of Twitter into “X,” which first caused headaches for its hometown last week when the company illegally tried to remove its original logo from the outside of the building. Then, over the weekend, the company affixed a giant X above the building, prompting 24 complaints about its structural safety and bright lights, according to the Department of Building Inspection."  (our emphasis)

Of course, the Chief Twit is highly unpopular in San Francisco, after laying off a large percentage of its workforce there and internationally, for his right-wing statements and permitting neo-Nazis and far right influencers back on the platform. As a result, advertising revenues have dropped precipitously, forcing the Chief Twit to look to paid subscriptions to fill the gap. His sudden change of trademarks from a well-know symbol to an "X" (which may already be taken by arch-rival Meta) has investors concerned about his stability. 

(photo: Elon Musk, X)

 

Space Command Stays In Colorado; Sorry Not Sorry Alabama!

 

 

The Malignant Loser giveth, and President Biden taketh away:

President Biden has decided against relocating the headquarters of U.S. Space Command to Alabama, senior officials said Monday, upending a controversial decision by his predecessor as the Trump administration was coming to an end.

The organization, overseen by a four-star general, was to be moved from Peterson Air Force Base, outside of Colorado Springs, to Redstone Arsenal, an Army installation in Huntsville, Ala. Biden decided that doing so would be too disruptive to military readiness, officials said, siding with Colorado lawmakers who have protested the plan for more than two years.

Critics had said that the Trump administration’s decision was rushed through as the former president left office and appeared intended to reward a deeply conservative state by moving an influential military headquarters out of one that leans Democratic. The command, and its estimated 1,400 jobs, is expected to yield nearly $1 billion in annual economic spending, officials in Colorado have said previously...

There's no reason Alabama -- a state that's been going backward ever since it entered the Union -- should have been considered, given its troglodyte policies toward reproductive health for women, its determination to strip black voters of their franchise, etc., except that all of that is in the MAGAt mainstream, and the Malignant Loser wanted to reward the peckerwoods.  Colorado, on the other hand, blue and progressive.  Even if this isn't a politically- motivated move, the impression that it might be provides a pleasant jolt of schadenfreude;  maybe Democrats can play the same tit- for- tat game the MAGAts like to play all the time.  Sweet home, Colorado!

BONUS: Military promotion-blocking Sen. Tommy Tuberville (White Supremacist-AL) is unhappy. Good!

(Image:  U.S. Space Command logo;  there's a reason those lines intersect over Colorado!)